Vad fick dig att le idag?

[Two stroke man]

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Bartendern har fått nog och låst dörren.

A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Do you have any duck food?”


The bartender says, “No.”


The next day, the duck walks into the bar and asks the bartender, “Do you have any duck food?”


The bartender says, “No.”


The next day, the duck walks into the bar again and asks the bartender, “Do you have any duck food?”


The bartender says, “No, I don’t have any duck food, and if you ask me again, I’m going to nail your little webbed feet to the bar.”


The next day, the duck walks into the bar and asks the bartender, “Do you have any nails?”


The bartender says, “No.”


“Good,” says the duck, “Do you have any duck food?”