Vad fick dig att le idag?
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Maestro
Ny medlem
John McClane
Biltmore
Blood Group: Red
Magnif Bastard
nästan perfekt
5st thailändare på Arlanda som väntar på flyget till Skellefteå. Om en månad kommer rubrikerna i Aftonbladet tänker jag och ler för mig själv.
"Inga bär, ingen lön. Slavliknande förhållanden i norrlandskommun. 83st thailändare i ekonomisk ruin. Svenska staten bör ordna hemtransport."
Deja vu...
"Inga bär, ingen lön. Slavliknande förhållanden i norrlandskommun. 83st thailändare i ekonomisk ruin. Svenska staten bör ordna hemtransport."
Deja vu...
GuW
Version 1.1
5st thailändare på Arlanda som väntar på flyget till Skellefteå. Om en månad kommer rubrikerna i Aftonbladet tänker jag och ler för mig själv.
"Inga bär, ingen lön. Slavliknande förhållanden i norrlandskommun. 83st thailändare i ekonomisk ruin. Svenska staten bör ordna hemtransport."
Deja vu...
I år är det dessutom ett dåligt bärår...
Maestro
Ny medlem
Vilket härligt väder idag!
Ser fram emot bankörning efter jobbet
Ser fram emot bankörning efter jobbet
Skrotnisse
What would Shervin do?
Jag blir lite glad av IKEArestauranger.
Inte kanonkvalitet på maten, kanske.
Men fantastiskt genomtänkt och effektivt.
Mina übertrevliga kollegor, i vanlig ordning. Trivs galet bra på jobbet, och det är mycket tack vare de. Tanken på hur viktigt det är att trivas med sina kollegor poppar upp i skallen lite då och då, och då upptäcker jag hur mycket jag uppskattar de. 
Maestro
Ny medlem
Mina übertrevliga kollegor, i vanlig ordning. Trivs galet bra på jobbet, och det är mycket tack vare de. Tanken på hur viktigt det är att trivas med sina kollegor poppar upp i skallen lite då och då, och då upptäcker jag hur mycket jag uppskattar de.
Helt klart. Vi har en kolllega som inte funkar så bra med nån i gruppen, men hon har fått en annan tjänst i mitten av augusti. Perfekt och komma tillbaka efter semestern till en bättre stämning på jobbet.
2fast4Hjo
"Dude I almost hade U"
dMaN24
En sån där utlänning..
Drygt 4 timmar kvar att arbeta, och i morgon vid den här tiden så sitter jag på ett plan till soliga varma Sverige. 
Alter ego
Busgrabb
Tanken på Metallica-spelningen i söndags.
Detta inlägg får nog räknas som ett stående "dagens" ett bra tag framöver.
Detta inlägg får nog räknas som ett stående "dagens" ett bra tag framöver.
dMaN24
En sån där utlänning..
Jippie!
Hunden hemma i Sverige sprang bort i skogen i går.
Men idag är han återfunnen, den spillevinken.
Hunden hemma i Sverige sprang bort i skogen i går.
Men idag är han återfunnen, den spillevinken.
Loppan är sjukt snäll och det blir jag oxå glad för 
- Jerker -
Gudomlig sporthojare
Ett affärsförslag som damp ner i Skypelådan:
FROM: Amirafzal.
Contact me strictly through this email= afzalamir09@gmail.com
Hello Jakobsson,
I have tried to reach you on Skype phone, but your line was busy, so I decided to write you this message. I have been in search of someone with this last name "Jakobsson", so when I saw you online, I was pushed to contact you and see how best we can assist each other. I am Mr.Amir Afzal, a Bank Officer here in U. A. E. I believe it is the wish of God for me to come across you now. I am having an important business discussion I wish to share with you which I believe will interest you, because it is in connection with your last name and you are going to benefit from it.
One Late Michael Jakobsson, a citizen of your country had a fixed deposit with my bank in 2005 for 72 calendar months, valued at US$26,700,000.00 (Twenty Six Million, Seven Hundred Thousand US Dollars) the due date for this deposit contract was last 22nd of February 2011. Sadly Michael was among the death victims in the May 26 2006 Earthquake disaster in Jawa, Indonesia that killed over 5,000 people. He was in Indonesia on a business trip and that was how he met his end. My bank management is yet to know about his death, I knew about it because he was my friend and I am his account officer. Michael did not mention any Next of Kin/ Heir when the account was opened, and he was not married and no children. Last week my Bank Management requested that Michael should give instructions on what to do about his funds, if to renew the contract. I know this will happen and that is why I have been looking for a means to handle the situation, because if my Bank Directors happens to know that Michael is dead and do not have any Heir, they will take the funds for their personal use, so I don't want such to happen. That was why when I saw your last name I was happy and I am now seeking your co-operation to present you as Next of Kin/ Heir to the account, since you have the same last name with him and my bank head quarters will release the account to you. There is no risk involved; the transaction will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of law.
It is better that we claim the money, than allowing the Bank Directors to take it, they are rich already. I am not a greedy person, so I am suggesting we share the funds equal, 50/50% to both parties, my share will assist me to start my own company which has been my dream. Let me know your mind on this and please do treat this information as TOP SECRET. We shall go over the details once I receive your urgent response strictly through my personal email address=afzalamir09@gmail.com .
We can as well discuss this on phone; let me know when you will be available to speak with me on Skype. Have a nice day and God bless. Anticipating your communication.
Amirafzal.
afzalamir09@gmail.com
[14:11:16] Jerker Jakobsson: Just send me the money.
FROM: Amirafzal.
Contact me strictly through this email= afzalamir09@gmail.com
Hello Jakobsson,
I have tried to reach you on Skype phone, but your line was busy, so I decided to write you this message. I have been in search of someone with this last name "Jakobsson", so when I saw you online, I was pushed to contact you and see how best we can assist each other. I am Mr.Amir Afzal, a Bank Officer here in U. A. E. I believe it is the wish of God for me to come across you now. I am having an important business discussion I wish to share with you which I believe will interest you, because it is in connection with your last name and you are going to benefit from it.
One Late Michael Jakobsson, a citizen of your country had a fixed deposit with my bank in 2005 for 72 calendar months, valued at US$26,700,000.00 (Twenty Six Million, Seven Hundred Thousand US Dollars) the due date for this deposit contract was last 22nd of February 2011. Sadly Michael was among the death victims in the May 26 2006 Earthquake disaster in Jawa, Indonesia that killed over 5,000 people. He was in Indonesia on a business trip and that was how he met his end. My bank management is yet to know about his death, I knew about it because he was my friend and I am his account officer. Michael did not mention any Next of Kin/ Heir when the account was opened, and he was not married and no children. Last week my Bank Management requested that Michael should give instructions on what to do about his funds, if to renew the contract. I know this will happen and that is why I have been looking for a means to handle the situation, because if my Bank Directors happens to know that Michael is dead and do not have any Heir, they will take the funds for their personal use, so I don't want such to happen. That was why when I saw your last name I was happy and I am now seeking your co-operation to present you as Next of Kin/ Heir to the account, since you have the same last name with him and my bank head quarters will release the account to you. There is no risk involved; the transaction will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of law.
It is better that we claim the money, than allowing the Bank Directors to take it, they are rich already. I am not a greedy person, so I am suggesting we share the funds equal, 50/50% to both parties, my share will assist me to start my own company which has been my dream. Let me know your mind on this and please do treat this information as TOP SECRET. We shall go over the details once I receive your urgent response strictly through my personal email address=afzalamir09@gmail.com .
We can as well discuss this on phone; let me know when you will be available to speak with me on Skype. Have a nice day and God bless. Anticipating your communication.
Amirafzal.
afzalamir09@gmail.com
[14:11:16] Jerker Jakobsson: Just send me the money.
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