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[Aragorn]

Zang! Who is that, stalking out of the wasteland! It is Aragorn, hands clutching a burning branch! And with a bloodthirsty scream, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to reduce you to ash, and sell you as spice!!"

 

[Paradoxy]

1279353 Yea, verily: Who is that, skulking on the mini-mall parking lot! It is Deztallica, hands clutching a burning branch! And with a low bellow, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to punch you until your anus and mouth reverse their functions!"

Yäy.

Running over the candy store, carrying a studded crowbar, cometh Paradoxy! And he gives a mighty cry:

"I'm going to flog you until your anus and mouth reverse their functions!!!"

 

[H3dlund]

Zang! Who is that, stalking out of the tarmac! It is Hedlund, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a gutteral grunt, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to spank you so utterly, your reincarnation will be a scientific anomaly!!"

 

[Snowman89]

Sh namn
"I'm seriously going to fuck you until you deflate!"

mitt riktiga namn

"I'm going to redefine your concept of 'playing hardball with the big boys'!!"

 

[Thermal]

Yea, verily: Who is that, stalking across the steppes! It is Thermal, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! He bellows ominously:

"I'm going to bruise you with such reckless abandon, your reincarnation will be a scientific anomaly!"

Inte helt illa måste jag säga.

 

[Toxicity]

Yea, verily: Who is that, rampaging through the desert! It is Pallas Athena, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! And with a booming roar, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to hump you harder than God thought possible!"

Nu blev man visst religiös också

 

[SwedB]

"I'm going to brutalize you until armored tanks pull us apart!!!"

 

[Ismannen]

I'm going to brutalize you into the danger zone, and launch you into deep space!!!"

 

[Rash]

Sprinting through the candy store, attacking with a studded crowbar, cometh Rash! And he gives an ominous scream:

"By Odin's mighty spear, I tear into the enemy until my loins find satisfaction!!"

 

[XXXXX]

Lo! Who is that, prowling along the wasteland! It is XXXXX, hands clutching a mighty sword! And with a booming grunt, his voice cometh:

"I'm seriously going to contort you until there are no limbs left to break!!"

Just det!

 

[Solid snake]

2274887 Lo! Who is that, prowling along the wasteland! It is XXXXX, hands clutching a mighty sword! And with a booming grunt, his voice cometh:

"I'm seriously going to contort you until there are no limbs left to break!!"

Just det!

-Darrar som ett asplöv.-

 

[Bikerbitch]

Haha kul sida!

Med mitt riktiga namn Jannica:
Zang! Who is that, sprinting through the tundra! It is Jannica, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! And with a bloodthirsty roar, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to beat you until you're pissing shit, and throw you out the window!"

Med Bikerbitch:
Stalking across the mini-mall parking lot, carrying a thorned whip, cometh Bikerbitch! And she gives a spectacular cry:

"Ares, God of War, be praised! I hereby snap and go berzerk!!"

 

[Kerplunk]

Kerplunk:
Rampaging over the wasteland, brandishing a bladed baseball bat, cometh Kerplunk! And she gives a gutteral roar:

"By Odin's mighty spear, I sow darkness and discord like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage!"


Linda:
Rampaging along the plains, brandishing buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Linda! And she gives a low bellow:

"I'm going to bruise you until you're a Dungeons & Dragons statistic!"

 

[Mr Bassman]

"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I hereby void your warranty, and send you back to God!!!"

 

[Rohlen]

Skulking along the icy wasteland, carrying two hardened pitas, cometh Rohlen! And he gives an ominous roar:

"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I plunder with God on my side!!"

 

[stoooffe]

Yea, verily: Who is that, rampaging through the hotel lobby! It is Stoooffe, hands clutching a thorned whip! He howls homicidally:

"As sure as predators devour prey, skulls will be fucked for Satan!!!"

 

[Felix]

"I'm going to spank you like it's a new extreme sport, and throw you out the airplane door!!!"

 

[MDM]

Nick gav:
Lo! Who is that, striding over the tarmac! It is MDM, hands clutching a meaty axe! And with a low howl, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to hack into your brain, and type rm -rf !"

Riktiga namnet:
Zang! Who is that, skulking over the tarmac! It is Niklas, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! And with a gutteral grunt, his voice cometh:

"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I desecrate like a sentient bulldozer!!"

 

[Adde]

Nick:
Lo! Who is that, stalking on the cliffs! It is Adde, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! He howls vengefully:

"I'm going to brutalize you until you bleed out your eyes!"

Riktiga namnet:
Prowling out of the mountains, carrying a vorpal blade, cometh Adam! And he gives a booming cry:

"I'm going to flog you into a fine spicy powder, and hit you with a steamroller!!!"

 

[Monster tjejen]

Riktiga namnet :

Stalking out of the fields, clutching two hardened pitas, cometh Emma! And she gives a booming grunt:

"I'm going to exfoliate you to the bone!"


Nick:

Yea, verily: Who is that, prowling through the candy store! It is Monster Tjejen, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! She screams mightily:

"I'm going to spank you with such disregard for common sense, you will see ultraviolet!!!"