Vad är ditt stridsvrål?

[big_fredrik]

"I'm going to beat you harder than God thought possible!"

 

[Dark_Messenger]

Skulking along the desert, swinging a burning branch, cometh Dark_messenger! And he gives a vengeful cry:

"I'm going to exfoliate you to the bone!!"

Hmm, det var ju...coolt, eller.. paralleller kan ju dras till att klota och skava av....

 

[Deadmetal]

En riktig tuffing var man ju
"I'm going to pound you like a first grade teacher, then steal your lederhosen!"

 

[odencrants]

Running over the hotel lobby, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a studded crowbar, cometh Odencrants! And he gives a booming bellow:

"I'm going to fuck you so thoroughly, you will not be able to see straight!"

 

[Rocky]

"Blood and souls for my dark lord! I shall avenge my ancestors!!"

 

[[PlastRaket]]

"I'm going to brutalize you so badly, you'll age fifty years!!!"

hmmm........att det skulle va så träffsäkert trodde jag inte

 

[Gabor]

Hellraiser of the Earth.....

Running on the tundra, clutching a bladed baseball bat, cometh Gabor! And he gives a spectacular bellow:

"Ares, God of War, be praised! I carve into flesh until my glands are satisfied!"

....ugriskt krigarblod rusar i ådrorna.....

 

[J.F.S]

Stalking across the freeway, attacking with a thorned whip, cometh Cbr_falun! And he gives a low bellow:

"I'm going to fuck you until you turn inside-out!"

 

[KaliZ]

Running through the icy wasteland, wielding a reflective halberd, cometh KaliZ! And he gives an ominous cry:

"In the name of malice, you are made of meat and I am very hungry!!"

//KaliZ

 

[R2]

Striding on the freeway, brandishing a bladed baseball bat, cometh Racerholt! And he gives a cruel howl:

"In the name of malice, I will bend the enemy to my wicked will!!"

 

[Kocken]

Running amidst the hotel lobby, wielding a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Kocken! And he gives an ominous roar:

"In the name of Thor the Mighty, man, that's some good coffee!"

vilket stridsvrål va?!

 

[Gustav1]

2274135 Mitt är:

Jag skall knulla djävulen ur dig!!!


:sanning

Nej, är du säker?

 

[brumbrum]

Mitt nick här

"I'm going to clobber you until you turn inside-out, and dip you in uranium!!" Någonting som faktiskt inte har tänkt på att man kan göra, men det är ett passande straff på hojtjuvar...

Mitt riktiga namn
"Blood and souls for my dark lord! I look forward to hearing the lamentations of thy women!!" Konstigt nog, inte riktigt min stil...

 

[Hardrock Ragge]

"I'm going to flog you in such an unsafe manner, the devil himself will plead for mercy!!"

 

[Rasorblade]

"I'm going to wrap you in bacon, and throw you on the grill!!"

 

[Lou siffer]

Sprinting over the icy wasteland, swinging gilded boxing gloves, cometh Prulle! And he gives a vengeful scream:

"As sure as predators devour prey, I come like a storm and lay waste like a hurricane!!"

1276470 Hark! Who is that, striding out of the cliffs! It is Kiko, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! He cries ominously:

"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I hereby void your warranty, and send you back to God!!"

Hmmm ... låter som jag när jag samtalar med mina hojar i garaget

Du hetter möjligen inte Jimmy? jag fick typ samma nämligen

 

[Linusp3]

"I'm going to forcibly reverse your gender!!"

HOAH!

 

[miis]

"I'm going to fuck you until you spontaneously degenerate, and dip you in uranium!!!"

 

[AxlySM]

Lo! Who is that, rampaging out of the cliffs! It is Axel Bennhahe, hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with an ominous scream, his voice cometh:

"In the name of malice, man, that's some good coffee!!"

Oj, användarnamnet var det visst:

Who is that, striding amidst the steppes! It is Axly, hands clutching a studded crowbar! He bellows apocalyptically:

"I'm going to contort you like it's my job, and throw you out the window!"

 

[M.G.F]

"I'm going to fuck you past the point of no return!"

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