Vad är ditt stridsvrål?

[Pinky]

"Hail the blood-letting! No flesh shall be spared!!"

 

[floodi]

satans jävla hellllvete!!! kanske

 

[Sundance Kid]

Zang! Who is that, running along the hotel lobby! It is Sundance Kid, hands clutching a thorned whip! He grunts vengefully:

"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I lay waste to all I see until Satan himself emerges from the pit to thank me!"

Yea, verily: Who is that, running out of the desert! It is Stenberg, hands clutching a mighty sword! And with a spectacular cry, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to spank you like a first grade teacher, then bake cookies!!!"

Mitt riktigta namn va nästan roligare!! (stenberg alltså)

 

[Zator]

Lo! Who is that, rampaging over the tundra! It is Zator, hands clutching a meaty axe! And with a vengeful grunt, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to punch you for such a long time, you will drink poison and piss honey!"

Riktiga:
"I'm going to defoul you so utterly, Jesus himself will forsake you!"

 

[Ave]

Stridsvråååål!

Zang! Who is that, sprinting out of the mountains! It is Ave, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! And with a spectacular howl, her voice cometh:

"I'm seriously going to smack you until your rump glows!"

 

[Fluxir]

Yea, verily: Who is that, running along the steppes! It is Fluxir, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! He howls vengefully:

"For the love of carnage and discord, I look forward to hearing the lamentations of thy women!"

 

[Gustav1]

"Nu jävlar ska du ha stock!"

 

[TräskTroll]

Stridsrop:
Skulking over the fields, swinging a bladed baseball bat, cometh Hassethehen! And he gives a mighty roar:

"This one's for you, mom! I carve into flesh until my loins find satisfaction!"

Självklart! Vem f-n klarar sig utan ett skarpslipat baseballträ? Inte jag, inte!

Ville kolla upp "loins". Var rädd att det var ngt snuskigt...
Svensk översättning:
den del av kroppen där könsorganen sitter {euforism} (substantiv)

Engelskt uppslagsord:
loins (alltid i plural)

Svensk översättning:
njurtrakten, länder (substantiv)

Stående uttryck
gird up one's loins---omgjorda sina länder {bibliskt}; förbereda sig för något svårt {gammaldags}

Lite komplicerat det där. Som stridsrop duger: Dom döööör! Gott. Funkar både i dataspel och när jag viner genom myggsvärmarna längs sommarvägarna. Och ja, vi pratar integralhjälm. Skrika "Dom döööör" i jet-hjälm är ytterst ib.
/H

 

[OLDEN]

Who is that, skulking across the hotel lobby! It is Olden, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! He roars gutterally:

"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I lay waste to all I see until there is no more hope!!!"

 

[rerell]

"I'm going to forcibly reverse your gender!!"

 

[crall_b]

Sprinting amidst the desert, brandishing a bladed baseball bat, cometh Christian! And he gives a vengeful cry:

"I'm going to fuck you until you bleed puke!"

 

[Långa farbron]

I'm going to fuck you in such an unsafe manner, your screams will shatter lightbulbs world-wide!!

 

[ICEMANnen]

"I'm seriously going to bludgeon you so heinously, you will wake up from the Matrix!!!"

 

[McKlauf]

Striding on the mini-mall parking lot, clutching a reflective halberd, cometh McKlauf! And he gives a booming roar:

"In the name of malice, I shall fill the world with the stench of death!!!"
Om jag någonsin finner mig själv i en "fight" utanför ica så ska jag skrika detta

 

[morlock]

Egentligen nåt i stil med (när det går dåligt)
"NÄ NU JÄVLAR!!!"

Går mycket fortare att säga, sen känns det mer naturligt också.

 

[kajlyl]

Striding through the mountains, carrying two hardened pitas, cometh Kajlyl! And he gives a gutteral grunt:

"I'm going to smash you beyond the end of time, and throw you out the airplane door!!!"

 

[Esquire]

Yea, verily: Who is that, prowling out of the steppes! It is Esquire, hands clutching a meaty axe! And with a spectacular roar, his voice cometh:

"For the love of carnage and discord, I lay waste to all I see with God on my side!"

 

[Deztallica]

Yea, verily: Who is that, skulking on the mini-mall parking lot! It is Deztallica, hands clutching a burning branch! And with a low bellow, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to punch you until your anus and mouth reverse their functions!"

 

[Macho Woman]

Till en roadracingnerd som jag passade den här ganska bra:

Lo! Who is that, rampaging across the freeway! It is Jenny Rr-nerd, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! She roars vengefully:

"I'm going to spank you into the stuff of nightmares, then make toast!!"

 

[Texas]

"Blood and souls for my dark lord! I carve into flesh like a mad dog who can only get madder!!!"