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The Pope and Donald Trump are standing in front of a large crowd.​


The Pope says to Trump, “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!”

Trump replies, “I seriously doubt that, with one wave of your hand? Show me!”
 
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The US bobsled team put Donald Trump's picture on the front of the sled?​

as apparently nobody else can make America go downhill faster.

eller lite längre

Who's a Trump fan?​

A teacher asked his class how many of them were Trump fans.
Not quite knowing what a Trump fan is, but wanting to be loved by the teacher, all of the kids raised their hands, except Little Johnny.
The teacher asked Little Johnny why did you decide to be different... again.
Little Johnny said, “Because I'm not a Trump fan."
“Why aren't you a Trump fan?"
Johnny said, “Because I'm a Democrat."
The teacher asked him why he is a Democrat.
Little Johnny replied, “Well my mom is a Democrat and my dad is a Democrat, so I'm a Democrat."
The teacher, annoyed by this answer, asked him, "If your mother was an idiot and your father a jerk, what would that make you?"
Little Johnny replied, “A Trump fan."

What do Donald Trump and a pumpkin have in common?​

They're orange on the outside, hollow inside and should be tossed out early in November.
 
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