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[Ulvhamne]

 

[steffe]

En äkta Sugkuki!

 

[Hoztic]

A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"
"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."
"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
"The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she answered
Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house.
We observe all union rules."
The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" "The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."
"That's more like it!" the union man said .
He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde.
"I'd like her," he said.
"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam.. Then she gestured to a 92-year old w oman in the corner, "but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and according to union rules, she's next."

 

[steffe]

 

[Ulvhamne]

 

[L. Mäkinen]

 

[Ulvhamne]

 

[Hoztic]

 

[Hoztic]

Most people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.

 

[Ulvhamne]

 

[Polizei]

From the toilet to the sea!

 

[steffe]

 

[Ulvhamne]

 

[Ulvhamne]

 

[Ulvhamne]

 

[Knoddas]

 

[steffe]

 

[Polizei]

 

[Knoddas]

 

[Ulvhamne]