Tråden för stötande skämt

[Ulvhamne]

 

[Ulvhamne]

 

[Comeback]

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Påminner om när EPA i Lund ca 1966 sålde Hundburgare och Valkött.

 

[Hoztic]

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his forehead while he is on fire.

No further studies are expected.

 

[GuW]

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his forehead while he is on fire.

No further studies are expected.

Det låter bekant, så när dom letar fram tejprullen, spjutet och tändaren går man ut i garaget och pysslar en stund... (men man gömmer alla brännbara vätskor först)

Ibland undrar jag om inte Afrikanerna med sina menstruationshyddor långt utanför byn har hittat lösningen på problemet...

 

[steffe]

 

[steffe]

 

[steffe]

 

[steffe]

 

[Hoztic]

A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three very large, leathered bikers walked in. The first walked up to the old man, pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie and then took a seat at the counter. The second walked up to the old man, spat into the old man's milk and then he too took a seat at the counter. The third walked up to the old man, turned over the old man's plate, and then he took a seat at the counter.
Without a word of protest, the old man quietly left the diner. Shortly thereafter, one of the bikers said to the waitress, "Humph, not much of a man, was he?"
The waitress replied, "Not much of a truck driver either, he just backed his big-rig over three motorcycles."

 

[steffe]

 

[steffe]

 

[steffe]

 

[L. Mäkinen]

 

[steffe]

 

[steffe]

 

[Comeback]

Förhoppningsvis stötande i 08 - området

 

[steffe]

 

[erikn]

A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three very large, leathered bikers walked in. The first walked up to the old man, pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie and then took a seat at the counter. The second walked up to the old man, spat into the old man's milk and then he too took a seat at the counter. The third walked up to the old man, turned over the old man's plate, and then he took a seat at the counter.
Without a word of protest, the old man quietly left the diner. Shortly thereafter, one of the bikers said to the waitress, "Humph, not much of a man, was he?"
The waitress replied, "Not much of a truck driver either, he just backed his big-rig over three motorcycles."

Sista 20 sek på den här...

 

[erikn]

Förhoppningsvis stötande i 08 - området
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Får mig att tänka på den här...