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[Kratoz]

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Edit: Lägger till förklarande text:

ROGER WATERS Criticizes OZZY OSBOURNE, Calls His Career “IDIOCY and NONSENSE.”
Just weeks after Ozzy Osbourne passed away at the age of 76, Pink Floyd’s Roger Waters launched an unprovoked attack on the late legendary metal pioneer. Water’s comments came during a recent interview with The Independent Ink, in which discussed how pop culture personalities can distract the public from important issues.
While roleplaying as a person of power, who he imagines pulls the strings of distraction, Waters said: "How can we push this to one side? I know how to do it! We'll do it with Taylor Swift or bubble gum or Kim Kardashian's bum."
Waters then dropped his fictional character and turned the conversation towards Osbourne.
"... Or Ozzy Osbourne, who just died, bless him, in his, whatever that state that he was in his whole life, we'll never know. Although, he was all over the TV for hundreds of years with his idiocy and nonsense,” Waters said.
He continued, taking aim at Osbourne’s musical career:
"The music, I have no idea, I couldn't give a f*ck. I don't care about Black Sabbath, I never did, I have no interest in.... 'Wahhhh!!!' [spoken while sticking his tongue out and doing an impression that looked more like Gene Simmons than Osbourne] and biting the heads off chickens or whatever they do. I couldn't care less."
When the interviewer brought up that Osbourne accidentally bit the head off of a bat, not a chicken, waters became even more disgusted. "Oh my God, that's even worse, isn't it?” Waters declared. “I don't know, is it worse to bite the head off a bat or a chicken?"
On Tuesday (Sept. 2nd), Ozzy’s son Jack Osbourne took to social media to denounce Waters’ comments. Hitting back at the musician, Jack wrote:
"Hey Roger Waters - f*ck you. How pathetic and out of touch you've become. The only way you seem to get attention these days is by vomiting out bullsh*t in the press. My father always thought you were a c**t - thanks for proving him right. # f*ckrockerwaters”

Håller med Jack!

 

[steffe]

 

[steffe]

 

[steffe]

 

[FZR1000_2LA]

 

[bonde456]

 

[FZR1000_2LA]

 

[FZR1000_2LA]

 

[Ulvhamne]

 

[Ulvhamne]

 

[steffe]

 

[Ulvhamne]

 

[L. Mäkinen]

 

[Bushido]

Denna har väl aldrig varit mer aktuell än nu, och en särskild liten puttefnask är garanterat fruktansvärt stött av dess existens:

 

[Wiseguy]

 

[Wiseguy]

 

[steffe]

 

[blueridge]

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Ulla Andersson var partiets ekonomiske talesperson… Jomensåatteh.

Hon var också uppbragt över att de som hade elen betald av soc inte fick del av den lukrativa elåterbäringen. Den var ”en gåva till de redan bemedlade”, om jag rätt minns formuleringen. Alltså de som betalt sin el. (Det fanns annat att kritisera i det upplägget men det var inte orättvist mot förbrukare som fick sin el betald av oss andra.)

Undrar hur det skulle vara att leva en dag inuti det huvudet. Kan man bli hel igen?

 

[TomK]

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Did you bring the duct tape, Mnunbunto?