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Hoztic
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Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square.
The first Catholic man tells his friends,"My son is a priest, when he walks into a room,everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop.
When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal.
When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic man says very proudly,"My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence,the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"
She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, SLIM, TALL, 38" BREAST, 24" WAIST and
34" HIPS
When she walks into a room, people say,"Oh My God."
The first Catholic man tells his friends,"My son is a priest, when he walks into a room,everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop.
When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal.
When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic man says very proudly,"My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence,the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"
She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, SLIM, TALL, 38" BREAST, 24" WAIST and
34" HIPS
When she walks into a room, people say,"Oh My God."
Hoztic
Alltid på väg mot nya mål
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He asks, 'What are you doing?'
She answers, 'I'm moving to New York . I heard prostitutes there get paid $400 a night for doing what I do for you for free.'
A little later, on her way out, the wife walks past the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase.
When she asks him where he is going, he replies,
I'm coming too. I want to see how you live on $800 a year.
She answers, 'I'm moving to New York . I heard prostitutes there get paid $400 a night for doing what I do for you for free.'
A little later, on her way out, the wife walks past the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase.
When she asks him where he is going, he replies,
I'm coming too. I want to see how you live on $800 a year.
steffe
"Mannen som talar med whisky"
Det skulle vara adressen till https://www.wickedmovie.com/ istf https://wicked.com
Nån blev säkert glad för gratisreklam mot fel målgrupp, men de växer ju upp.....
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CBR1
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Den korta gröna transporten sker naturligtvis med en svensk handtruck från BT.
MickeZX7R
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- Senilix fru var av den typen. Totalt dominant/parant.
FZR1000_2LA
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En av läkarvetenskapens största bedrifter var att koppla den enorma överrepresentationen av pungcancer hos sotare med den exponering som nämnda kroppsdel fick av sot när de som barn - nakna - fick åla sig upp/ned genom skorstenarna i 1800-talets England.
”Det var bättre förr” uttalas alltid av folk som inte har en aning om hur det egentligen var förr.
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