Tråden för stötande skämt

[steffe]

 

[Hoztic]

One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm.
The wife turns over and says 'I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.'
The husband, rejected, turns over.
A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again.
'Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?'

 

[Blue]

 

[steffe]

 

[steffe]

 

[Comeback]

 

[FZR1000_2LA]

 

[Ulvhamne]

Hawaii Officials Ask Whoever Stole Ancient Fire God Tiki Statue To Please Return It ASAP

LAHAINA, HI — Representatives with the Hawaiian Department of Land and Natural Resources reached out to the public Friday, imploring whoever stole the ancient Tiki statue depicting Pele, goddess of fire, to please return it ASAP.

babylonbee.com

 

[Brute Force]

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Exakt, hade det stått en XC90 med >24 ton A-stolpe så hade trädet stått kvar/haft något att luta sig mot utan att trampa iväg.

Liksom.

 

[Surtees]

 

[TomK]

Jag kollar damfotbollen... De har reklam för Visa bla.

 

[Brute Force]

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Det var den sämre radera objekt på länge. iphone?

Det här var kul, tjockisar:

 

[Hoztic]

A mortician was working late one night.
He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery.
Schwartz had the largest private part he had ever seen!
'I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz,' the mortician commented, 'I can't allow you to be cremated with such an impressive private part.
It must be saved for posterity..'
So, he removed it, stuffed it into his briefcase, and took it home.
'I have something to show you won't believe,' he said to his wife, opening his briefcase.
'My God!' the wife exclaimed,
'Schwartz is dead!'

 

[FZR1000_2LA]

 

[FZR1000_2LA]

 

[Ulvhamne]

 

[FZR1000_2LA]

 

[FZR1000_2LA]

 

[Ulvhamne]

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Jag stör mig något fantastiskt på de snea hornen.

 

[FZR1000_2LA]