filmcitat... vicken film

[kajlyl]

Den här blir jag mycket fårvånad om någon knäcker?.

-They will pay,
whith rivers of blood they will pay!.

Nån gammal krigs film?
typ Waterloo?

 

[akora]

Kan någon ta den replik som jag har som signatur?
(Den har dock blivit lite modifierad efter det att bildsignaturerna försvan)
Förut löd den:
"I Like everything that is fast enough to do something stupid with"

 

[Freppa]

Tripple-X Kanske?

 

[Freppa]

Enkelt. Highlander.


"Here´s to swimming with bow-legged women!" då....?

Jaws!

 

[Jag heter Lasse]

"Memories that disappears like tears in rain."

 

[rerell]

Tar ni denna?

- Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges.

 

[akora]

Tripple-X Kanske?

Visst var den svår?

"If you goning to send someone to save the world, make sure he like it the way it is"


Filmen är guld om man bortser från all överdriven trixfilmning och alla överdrivna effekter

 

[Freppa]

Tar ni denna?

- Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges.

Treasure of the Sierra Madre

 

[rerell]

Treasure of the Sierra Madre

Denna då?

- Are we awake?
- We're not sure. Are we black?
- Yes, we are.
- Then we're awake, but very puzzled.

 

[Freppa]

Det våras för sheriffen! Underbar film!

 

[Foggy]

Det våras för sheriffen! Underbar film!

! Kan ta riktigt många citat från den filmen, som t.ex. (utan att vara rasistisk - man bör kanske ha sett filmen):

-Good morning ma'am, ain't it a nice morning?
-Up yours, nigger!

eller

"They'll actually be destroying the fake Rock Ridge, but they'll think it's the real Rock Ridge, but we'll know it's the real Rock Ridge"

/F.

 

[rerell]

Det våras för sheriffen! Underbar film!

Javisst. Störtskön rulle!
Några fler från samma film (imdb.com):

- You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.

- You be my guest, and I be your host. What be your pleasure, Jim?
- I don't know... play chess... screw...
- [quickly] Let's play chess!

- Then one day I hear "Reach for it mister!" I spun around, and there I was standing face to face with a six year old kid. Well, I just laid down my guns and walked away. Little bastard shot me in the ass!

[Dr. Sam Johnson (with laurel wreath in hand) greets Bart (the new sheriff), reading from a piece of paper, not realizing that Bart is black.]
Howard Johnson: As chairman of the welcoming committee, it's a pleasure to present a Laurel and Hardy handshake to our new
[finally looks up]
Howard Johnson: ...nigger.

[Bart and Jim are wearing KKK outfits to infiltrate the enemy's lynch mob]
Jim: [spotting Bart's black hands] How many times have I told you to wash your hands after a weekly cross burning?
[Taggart whips off Bart's hood]
Bart: For my next impression, Jesse Owens!

[The lynch mob comes across a toll-booth in the middle of the desert]
Anybody got a dime? Somebody's gotta go back and get a shitload a' dimes!

- Qualifications?
- Rape, murder, arson, and rape.
- You said rape twice.
- I like rape.

- What's your name?
- Well, my name is Jim, but most people call me... Jim.

Taggart: What do you want me to do sir?
Hedley Lamarr: I want you to round up ever vicious criminal and gun slinger in the west. Take this down.
[Taggart looks for a pen and paper while Hedley talks]
Hedley Lamarr: I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists!
Taggart: [finding pen and paper] Could you repeat that, sir?

- Order, order. Goddamnit I said "order"!
- Y'know Neitche says: "Out of chaos comes order".
- Oh, blow it out your ass Howard.

- Now I don't have to tell you good folks what's been happening in our beloved little town. Sheriff murdered, crops burned, stores looted, people stampeded, and cattle raped. The time has come to act, and act fast. I'm leaving.

- They said you was hung!
- And they was right!

 

[Freppa]

- Oh look honey, there's Heddy Lamarr!
- It's HEDLEY!!!

 

[Jag heter Lasse]

Är den svår eller?

"-...memories that disappears like tears in rain."

 

[spenk]

- Oh look honey, there's Heddy Lamarr!
- It's HEDLEY!!!

Det våras för sheriffen!

-Steady as a rock...... but this is my shootinghand!!

 

[collision]

The Wolf i Pulp Fiction

" So pretty please with suger on top..Clean the fucking car"

Kall kille i bra film.

 

[Peccus]

"First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me... Blow!"

 

[mb]

"First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me... Blow!"

Army of darkness.














ok.. jag fuskade

 

[Mr_Eddie]

"This is my territory bitch"


Från kanske världens bästa film...

 

[Peccus]

Army of darkness.














ok.. jag fuskade

Va fan, vilket mygel!

Ok, en ny då:

"It was Barry, he had the Magnum"