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[Zee]

Edit: "Now you ask yourself did he fired five or six shots, then you have to ask yourself do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?" [clint eastwood]

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

Citat finns drösavis på www.imdb.com.

Fr. Spaceballs - The movie:

Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
Colonel Sandurz: Now. You're looking at now sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now.
Dark Helmet: What happened to then?
Colonel Sandurz: We passed then.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now. We're at now, now.
Dark Helmet: Go back to then!
Colonel Sandurz: When?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz: Now?
Dark Helmet: Now!
Colonel Sandurz: I can't.
Dark Helmet: Why?
Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now.
Dark Helmet: When will then be now?
Colonel Sandurz: Soon.
Dark Helmet: How soon?
Video Operator: Sir!
[Dark Helmet has becomed far too confused and everyone now ignores him even though he's center screen]
Dark Helmet: What?
Video Operator: We've identified their location.
Dark Helmet: Where?

Så jävla bra.

 

[HenRRik]

But that cant be your car? That must be your mamas car!!

- Says who, driving around in a fieldcar!


American grafitti

 

[Rikkard]

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.


-Blues Brothers- (?)

 

[Loy]

Å det här är min afrikanska pungråtta Liselott.



Torkel i knipa.

 

[darth_igel]

2362696 Å det här är min afrikanska pungråtta Liselott.



Torkel i knipa.

Utan tvekan tidernas bästa film

 

[ettan]

Someone should just go and kill those motherfuckers, admit even you have thougt about it.

The boondock saints

Han syftar på alla "onda" människor i världen.

 

[Loy]

2362724 Utan tvekan tidernas bästa film

Riktigt bra är den


"Vafan! Har du köpt vin!?"

Sällskapsresan

 

[Grusnisse]

-Vad sägs om kåt.glad och tacksam.
Peter Dalle Svarar på Lena Endres fråga:-Hur vill du att jag skall vara då?
(Ogifta par)

 

[darth_igel]

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning"

Jag hoppas jag inte behöver ange källa...

 

[Emmi]

Haru drucki öl din jävla bäver?!

Film och film, från Snickeriet.

 

[spenk]

"Fin hund"

Sällskapsresan

 

[Bärgren]

- Nu har min herre sannerligen passerat gränsen! Att lemlästa krigshjältar, förgifta flyktingar det må vara en sak, vi kan alla ha en dålig dag... Men att leka med nödbromsen?!



Skenbart

 

[vixor]

Ett till från Jönssonligan

"Hur fan kör du?, Hur fan parkerar du?"

Vanheden och Harry

 

[Lou siffer]

2363656 "I love the smell of napalm in the morning"

Jag hoppas jag inte behöver ange källa...

Grym film det är!

I gave him an offer that he couldent resist.

Å den förbaskade luren.

Från dom två filmerna en man måste ha i sin dvd hylla

 

[Castor]

taxi driver:
Travis Bickle: You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who do the fuck do you think you're talking to? Oh, yeah? Ok.

Gudfadern::
Michael: My father made him an offer he couldn't refuse.

scarface::
Tony Montana: In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.

Lord of war
Yuri Orlov: There are over 550 million firearms in worldwide circulation. That's one firearm for every twelve people on the planet. The only question is: How do we arm the other 11?

Yuri Orlov: Selling a gun for the first time is a lot like having sex for the first time. You're excited but you don't really know what the hell you're doing. And some way, one way or another, it's over too fast.

 

[Biturbo]

2360299 Chuck norris jagar inte, att jaga innebär en risk för att misslyckas..
Chuck norris dödar.

Eh.. Du är medveten om vad ett citat är va?

 

[Olof.B]

2363656 "I love the smell of napalm in the morning"

Jag hoppas jag inte behöver ange källa...

Jo, någon krigsfilm... Saving private Ryan?

Till citatet: Fuck pride. Pride only hurts, it never helps.
Jag hoppas att JAG inte behöver ange källa.

Edit: De skjuter ingen napalm i SPR... Black hawk down?

 

[Lou siffer]

2364038 Jo, någon krigsfilm... Saving private Ryan?

Till citatet: Fuck pride. Pride only hurts, it never helps.
Jag hoppas att JAG inte behöver ange källa.

Edit: De skjuter ingen napalm i SPR... Black hawk down?

Apocalypse now. Ursäkta fräkheten men de va en riktigt korkad gisning, hur mycket napalm hade dom i andra världskriget?
Vad citera du?

 

[-Rosen-]

Tjock... Vem kallar du tjock?

Obelix i alla filmerna

 

[Biturbo]

"Let me have a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it quick, I'm in a god-damn hurry."

"The first thing I am going to do when we get home is punch your momma right in the mouth. Because ther is no way.. NO WAY you can come from my loins."

-Sheriff Beauford T. Justice