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[steffe]

En äkta Sugkuki!

 

[Hoztic]

A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"
"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."
"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
"The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she answered
Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house.
We observe all union rules."
The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" "The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."
"That's more like it!" the union man said .
He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde.
"I'd like her," he said.
"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam.. Then she gestured to a 92-year old w oman in the corner, "but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and according to union rules, she's next."

 

[steffe]

 

[Ulvhamne]

 

[L. Mäkinen]

 

[Ulvhamne]

 

[Hoztic]

 

[Hoztic]

Most people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.

 

[Ulvhamne]

 

[Polizei]

From the toilet to the sea!

 

[steffe]

 

[Ulvhamne]

 

[Ulvhamne]

 

[Ulvhamne]

 

[Knoddas]

 

[steffe]

 

[Polizei]

 

[Knoddas]

 

[Ulvhamne]

 

[steffe]

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Jag visslade på en snubbe för att få ett papper påskrivet!
Han blev skitförbannad och undrade om han var en hund.
Jag svarade att han var nog på svärmorsnivå för upp till hundnivå skulle han aldrig komma.
Hans chef fick skriva på papperet istället.