Tråden för stötande skämt

[Ulvhamne]

 

[El Presidente]

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Vaffan - the Rock har ju tre händer....?

 

[MickeZX7R]

Vaffan - the Rock har ju tre händer....?

- AI-genererat

 

[El Presidente]

- AI-genererat

Japp, det missade jag inte men det måste vara fan så dåligt genererat med tanke på att han fortfarande har tre händer...

 

[Ulvhamne]

 

[steffe]

 

[steffe]

 

[Ulvhamne]

 

[To_Xtrem]

 

[steffe]

 

[Comeback]

Kommer man framför en hornspets är det nog stötande !

Oväntade synen – gigantisk tjur i framsätet

Stoppades av polisen i Nebraska, USA, efter att larmsamtal kommit in

www.expressen.se

 

[Hoztic]

 

[steffe]

Kommer man framför en hornspets är det nog stötande !
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Oväntade synen – gigantisk tjur i framsätet

Stoppades av polisen i Nebraska, USA, efter att larmsamtal kommit in

www.expressen.se

Det har tydligen gått för fort för den farträdda machotjuren, skitit ner sig totalt!

 

[Comeback]

Det har tydligen gått för fort för den farträdda machotjuren, skitit ner sig totalt!

Jag har inte hört om någon som fått kreatur rumsrena.
Så tjuren skiter väl när den känner för det.
Tycker själv att det är riktigt bra reklam för nu kommer Rodeo till stan
att ta den tjuren i den bilen bort till arenan. Tjuren är ju en riktigt mäktig gosse.
Gissa vad dom fått betala för den exponeringen dom fått i TV och Tidningar om Rodeon köpt reklam !? Det hade inte gått ihop !

 

[SJP]

Kommer man framför en hornspets är det nog stötande !
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Oväntade synen – gigantisk tjur i framsätet

Stoppades av polisen i Nebraska, USA, efter att larmsamtal kommit in

www.expressen.se

Är det månne en Taurus?

 

[Ivil]

I call bullshit!

 

[Hoztic]

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

 

[TomK]

 

[TomK]

Beached...

 

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[FZR1000_2LA]

 

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