Tråden för stötande skämt

[L. Mäkinen]

 

[Ulvhamne]

 

[Two stroke man]

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Den där var rätt kul, och extra kul för att dr Phil avbröt intervjun innan den knappt börjat.

 

[steffe]

 

[Hoztic]

 

[steffe]

 

[L. Mäkinen]

 

[Ulvhamne]

 

[Hoztic]

An Irishman is sitting at a bar in New York City and looks at his watch several times in the space of a few minutes.
The woman sitting nearby notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?'
'No,' he replies, 'I have this state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it.'
The intrigued woman says, 'A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?'
The Irishman explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.'
The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?'
'Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.'
The woman giggles and replies, 'Well, it must be broken because I am wearing panties!'
The Irishman smirks, taps his watch and says, 'Bloody thing's running about an hour fast. Can I buy you a drink?

 

[oops164]

 

[oops164]

 

[L. Mäkinen]

 

[L. Mäkinen]

 

[L. Mäkinen]

 

[Hoztic]

Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together. The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father.'" The second Catholic woman chirps, "My son is a Bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace.'"
The third Catholic woman says smugly, "My son is a Cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Eminence.'" The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The first three women give her this subtle "Well…?" She replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6’2, hard bodied stripper. When he walks into a room, people say, 'Oh my God…'"

 

[FZR1000_2LA]

 

[BrooklynS]

”Hans&hennes”

 

[Knoddas]

 

[SJP]

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E - Breddar lite, höttar med näven, och spottar.

 

[Ivil]

E - Breddar lite, höttar med näven, och spottar.

Ät spolarvätska!!