What they say and what they mean

[RuffRyder]

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
We need... = I want...
I am sorry = you'll be sorry
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you're dead
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
Do you love me? = I am going to ask for something expensive
It's your decision. = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
You're certainly attentive tonight. = Is sex all you ever think about?
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're really not
Going to like

MEN'S ENGLISH:
I am hungry = I am hungry
I am sleepy = I am sleepy
I am tired = I am tired
Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
I love you = Let's have sex now
I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
What's wrong? = I guess sex is out of the question
May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for other men to have sex
with you.
You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you
within the next 3 mins
Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person
and then I'd like to have sex with you
I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay

Hoppas ni tyckte den var rolig
Peace!
RuffRyder

 

[Forkman]

Hahaha riktigt bra faktiskt.

 

[spectre]

haha den var fan bra

Ädit : tadaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[KalleNorton]

Det här måste vara tidernas mästerligaste trådlyft. Imponerande!

 

[pogo]

Haha, jadu... trådlyftet var nog de roligaste!

 

[Thermal]

Som sagt, nästan SM-guld i det lyftet

 

[heimdal]

HA,... den hade jag inte sett förut.. måste legat lång ner i källaren denna tråden..

å de va en himla passande översättning

 

[spectre]

HA,... den hade jag inte sett förut.. måste legat lång ner i källaren denna tråden..

å de va en himla passande översättning

Sista sidan faktiskt, det märks att jag har tränat lite på sistone, jag behövde knappt ta i för att lyfta den

 

[EisernPferd]

så rätt

 

[sirSmokealot]

Nice!! LOL

 

[Jonathan]

Det bästa är ju att det nästan stämmer

 

[Modify]

Det bästa är ju att det nästan stämmer

Vadå nästan? :kocko

 

[Jonathan]

Vadå nästan? :kocko

Ja, allt jag säger betyder "ska vi nuppa?".
Så det där stämde inte helt, inte på mig iaf.

 

[Thermal]

Om man nu tycker att det är jobbigt att läsa all text funkar den här bilden precis lika bra

 

[afflict]

 

[Wesslan]

Riktigt snyggt trådlyft, tyckte den var asbra. Kul att den poppade upp

 

[valmers]

Alltså, hur lyckas man gräva upp en åttio år gammal tråd?

 

[kajlyl]

ärligt talat, detta måste ha varit en av de första trådarna BC... var det inte den 6/3 -03 allt vaknade igen?