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[tHOORd]

Denna läsning är otroligt underhållande, tror inte att den har varit på tapeten här. Ni hittar fler mail på denna sida: http://dontevenreply.com/

Original ad:
DO NOT WORK FOR JIMMY ******, IGNORE HIS "LOOKING FOR A HANDYMAN" AD BELOW. IT IS A SCAM!! I WORKED FOR HIM FOR A WEEK AND HE SAID HE WOULD PAY ME AT THE END OF THE WEEK, AND THEN AT THE END OF THE WEEK HE SAID THAT I WAS PAID BI-WEEKLY AND WOULD HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL NEXT FRIDAY, SO THAT FRIDAY CAME AND HE NEVER PAID! HES BEEN DODGING MY CALLS! AVOID HIM AT ALL COSTS HE WILL SCREW YOU OUT OF TWO WEEKS PAY

From Mike Anderson to **********@*********.org
Hey, I saw your ad about Jimmy ****** and must say you sound like a very gullible person. Why didn't you think something was up the first time he didn't pay you? It sounds like you are just not capable of thinking like an intelligent person. If you want, I will follow you around and give you advice to help you not make such stupid decisions. My fee is $15/hr, but it is well worth it.

Mike

From ********@gmail.com to Me
FUCK YOU UR AN IDIOT I DONT NEED YOU TO FOLLOW ME AROUND ASSHOLE

From Mike Anderson to ********@gmail.com
I don't think you understand how much money my advice could be saving you. For example, did you know that if a Nigerian asks for your social security number, he is not just getting to know you? He actually wants it to steal your identity. I am full of useful advice like this. Please reconsider.

Mike

From ********@gmail.com to Me
I KNOW THAT DICK HEAD. SHUT THE FUCK UP

From Mike Anderson to ********@gmail.com
Okay, it sounds like you don't want my advice.

I am interested in your handyman skills, however. How would you like to do the siding and roofing on my house? The job will probably take about two weeks. Don't worry, though, I'll pay you at the end of the two weeks, you just do the work first. And could you buy the shingles and siding? I'll reimburse you for those supplies as well at the end of the two weeks.

Mike
From ********@gmail.com to Me
FUCK OFF COCK SUCKER

 

[Werzion]

Helt rätt sätt att hantera skiten om man har tid och energi för det

 

[tvålen]

http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=28

Ovan länk kan vara det roligaste jag läst på nätet på jääävligt länge!

Sista meningen är klockren: " Jesus fucking christ man, c´mon!"

 

[tHOORd]

http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=28

Ovan länk kan vara det roligaste jag läst på nätet på jääävligt länge!

Sista meningen är klockren: " Jesus fucking christ man, c´mon!"

Denna är jävligt bra också:

Original ad:
hi there i am a 22 year old female babysitter looking for a job. i am available pretty much all the time so if you need someone to look after your kid, let me know!

From Timmy Tucker to **********@***********.org

Hey,

I saw your ad about babysitting and am very interested. My grandmother is in the hospital and is probably going to die. She is never awake when I am there, and the doctors say she is only awake for about 5 minutes every couple of days. The problem is, I need her to sign a re-drafted will I wrote so I can get all of her stuff when she dies. Right now she has all of her money going to my bitch sister and her family. I don't have the time to sit there and watch her all day because I have better things to do. I need you to sit at the hospital and watch her in case she wakes up, and then make her sign the will. I will pay you $10 an hour for this job.

Thanks,

Tim

From ***********@gmail.com to Me

no thanks that is sick! show some sympathy you prick!

From Timmy Tucker to **********@gmail.com

Obviously I am not offering you enough money. I will pay you $15 an hour, but in return I need you to unplug her life support after you get her to sign the will.

From ***********@gmail.com to Me

YOU ARE FUCKING SICK I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL

From Timmy Tucker to **********@gmail.com

You clearly do not have the right mindset to enter the fast-paced industry of babysitting. I will find a babysitter that has a little bit more balls than you.

From ***********@gmail.com to Me

FUCK OFF

 

[Zee]

Inte email, men sjukt bra.

http://people.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/bloodcyber.html

 

[tvålen]

Hahah!

"sweet17: That was me back in may
sweet17: I've lost weight since then.
Bloodninja: I hope so
sweet17: what?!?
sweet17: that hurt my feelings."

 

[HannesH]

Hahah!

"sweet17: That was me back in may
sweet17: I've lost weight since then.
Bloodninja: I hope so
sweet17: what?!?
sweet17: that hurt my feelings."

Hela den konversationen var sjuk

 

[Pips]

Många är ju grymma...

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Pube Stylists
Posted at: 2009-06-15 00:11:52
Original ad:
WE PAY TO CUT YOUR HAIR!
We are a hair styling school that is looking for volunteers to get their hair styled/dyed by our students. We will pay you up to $50. Preferably women/girls
From Mike Anderson to *********@*********.org

Hey! I saw your ad saying you will pay cash to cut my hair! Well I just got my head shaved, but I haven't trimmed my pubes in about five months. They are pretty gnarly, and I jammed my beard trimmer trying to cut them earlier. How much would you pay me to trim my pubes?

Mike

From *********@yahoo.com to Mike Anderson

Mike,

Sorry but we do not trim pubic hair. This is more of a hair dying and styling place.

Thanks!

From Mike Anderson to *********@yahoo.com

That works for me too. My pubes are very curly, but I've always wanted to get them straightened. Would you be able to do that? Maybe you could put some highlights in, and just shape up my split ends. Also, do you have some kind of conditioner that would take care of my crabs problem? My prescription ointment doesn't really do the job.

Where are you located? I am free all day tomorrow.

From *********@yahoo.com to Mike Anderson

Mike we work on HEADS ONLY. SORRY.

From Mike Anderson to *********@yahoo.com

Here's what I am willing to do. You style my pubes, and I'll accept $40 cash instead of $50. You can even donate my pubes to those people with cancer who need hair, if you want.

From *********@yahoo.com to Mike Anderson

NO. That is disgusting. Leave us alone!

 

[tHOORd]

Hahah!

"sweet17: That was me back in may
sweet17: I've lost weight since then.
Bloodninja: I hope so
sweet17: what?!?
sweet17: that hurt my feelings."

Hahaha, mm just den konversationen var jävligt rolig.


Någon som har fler liknande sidor på lager?

 

[newk]

Hahaha, mm just den konversationen var jävligt rolig.


Någon som har fler liknande sidor på lager?

Bloodninja är ett geni.

http://www.bloodninja.se

 

[GuW]

Bloodninja är ett geni.

http://www.bloodninja.se

Bloodninja är en myt!

Det var ju någon som avslöjade att dom där IRC loggarna var fabricerade.

 

[newk]

Bloodninja är en myt!

Det var ju någon som avslöjade att dom där IRC loggarna var fabricerade.

Nono. Länk/källa/quote/whatevah?

edit: AIM btw.

 

[GuW]

Nono. Länk/källa/quote/whatevah?

Kan ha varit någon av IDG's datatidningar online, eller möjligen pcfeber/macfeber, då det är dom få datorrelaterade sidorna jag läser emellanåt.

Men det är längesedan, så det blir nog svårt att hitta, men sedan man har läst ett par av "Bloodninjas" chattar slås man över likheterna och hur otroligt det skulle vara att hitta den mängden så korkade människor.

Min teori är att Markus är Bloodninja och någon av hans polare spelar offer, det faller IOFS lite på att Markus inte har några kompisar, det berättade han i förtroende för mig när jag avslöjade att jag inte hade några....

 

[Teo]

Hello,

I do need a ride to New York tomorrow. That would be great. My only concern is the fact that you drive a hybrid car. I don't want to give people the idea that I care about the environment. Do you have another, more manly car that we could ride up in? I really don't want to be seen in a hybrid. I'll gladly compensate you for gas.

Mike

From christine ********* to Me

no all i have is my hybrid. what is the big deal, who cares what people think? u should be glad to help the enviroment!

From Mike Partlow to christine **********

I'm sorry Christine but it isn't the 60's anymore. People aren't a bunch of earth-saving hippies that run around and hug trees anymore. Does your car have tinted windows? I really don't want to be seen riding in that bitch-mobile. My only request is that you stop by a lake somewhere so I can dump a can of motor oil in it, to make up for all of the earth that your car will be saving. Don't worry, I'll pay for the motor oil.

Mike

From christine ********* to Me

wtf is wrong with u! im not giving u a ride ur a jerk!!!

From Mike Partlow to christine **********

Well I am sorry you won't have the privilege of riding with me. Fortunately for me, I found a better, more badass ride to NYC. I'll be sure to wave at your crappy little hybrid as we pass you in our F-350, spraying cans of aerosol out the window and throwing empty six-pack holders into the sea.

Mike

 

[Wobbly]

sweet17: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out
sweet17: doesn't that seem strange to you?
Bloodninja: Nope
sweet17: well its strange to me
Bloodninja: Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me to
sweet17: I didn't say that
Bloodninja: So is that a yes?
sweet17: I guess so.
Bloodninja: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
Bloodninja: Are you willing?
sweet17: What do you need me to do?
Bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate.


hahah
ITS TRUE! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpKrfxY8SOo

 

[Teo]

Den här sidan har bra grejer också.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/all/

 

[Bettskena]

Min teori är att Markus är Bloodninja och någon av hans polare spelar offer, det faller IOFS lite på att Markus inte har några kompisar, det berättade han i förtroende för mig när jag avslöjade att jag inte hade några....

...ni verkar vara tvillingar...