Tiger Woods hade rätt.

[Deimos]

Two Woodpeckers...
A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico
arguing about which country had the toughest trees. The Mexican woodpecker
claimed Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker could peck.
The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly
pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Mexican woodpecker was
amazed.
The Canadian woodpecker then challenged the Mexican woodpecker
to peck a tree in Canada that was absolutely 'impeckable' (a term frequently
used by woodpeckers ). The Mexican woodpecker expressed confidence that he
could do it and accepted the challenge.

The two of them flew to Canada where the Mexican woodpecker
successfully pecked the so-called 'impeckable' tree almost without breaking
a sweat.

Both woodpeckers were now terribly confused. How is it that the
Canadian woodpecker was able to peck the Mexican tree, and the Mexican
woodpecker was able to peck the Canadian tree, yet neither was able to peck
the tree in their own country?

After much woodpecker pondering, they both came to the same
conclusion: Apparently, Tiger Woods was right when he said, your pecker
gets harder when you're away from home

 

[glemmy]

Haha vafan, den var torr. Men rolig

 

[Ankan]

Wood(s)pecker...

 

[sportbike]

Körde texten i Google översätt

Två hackspettar ...
En mexikansk hackspett och en kanadensisk hackspett var i Mexiko
bråkar om vilket land som hade den tuffaste träden. Den mexikanska Woodpecker
hävdade Mexiko hade ett träd som ingen hackspett kunde picka.
Den kanadensiska Woodpecker accepterade hans utmaning och snabbt
pickat ett hål i trädet utan problem. Den mexikanska Woodpecker var
häpna.
Den kanadensiska hackspett utmanade sedan den mexikanska hackspetten
att picka ett träd i Kanada som var absolut "impeckable" (en term som ofta
används av hackspettar). Den mexikanska Woodpecker sig lita på att han
kan göra det och antog utmaningen.

De båda flög till Kanada där de mexikanska hackspetten
framgångsrikt pickat den så kallade "impeckable" trädet nästan utan att bryta
svettas.

Båda hackspettar var nu väldigt förvirrad. Hur kommer det sig att
Canadian hackspett kunde picka den mexikanska träd, och den mexikanska
hackspett kunde picka den kanadensiska trädet, men ingen kunde picka
trädet i sitt eget land?

Efter mycket funderande hackspett, båda kom till samma
Slutsats: Tydligen, Tiger Woods hade rätt när han sa, din pitt
blir svårare när du är borta

 

[Paser]

Five rules for men to follow for a happy life.

1. It's important to have a women who helps at home,
cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and
who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and
who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not
know each other.



Sincerely

Tiger Woods

 

[Lorden]

Fick följande i ett sms för nån vecka sedan:

SÅ JÄVLA BESVIKEN!
Köpte dvd:n "Tiger Woods listar sina arton bästa hål"...
Och så handlar den om GOLF???!!