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An American tourist goes on a trip to China........
While in China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a
Condom all the time.
A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to
Find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots............
Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor.
The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some
tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results.............
The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says: "I've got
Bad news for you, you've contracted Mongolian VD........ It's very rare and
almost unheard of here........... We know very little about it "
The man looks a little perplexed and says: "Well, give me a shot or
something and fix me up, doc.".........
The doctor answers: "I 'm sorry, there is no known cure, and we're going to have to amputate your penis.".....
The man screams in horror,......... "Absolutely not .......... I want a second opinion. "...........
The doctor replies: "Well, it 's your choice............ Go ahead if you want but surgery is your only choice. "
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor,...... figuring that he'll know more about the disease...........
The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: "Ah, yes,
Mongolian VD...... Vely lare disease."....
The guy says to the doctor:
"Yeah, yeah, I already know that but what can we do?...... My American
doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?"...
The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: "Stupid Amelican docta, always want to cut, cut, cut Make more money, that way ....... no need to opelate "
" Oh, Thank God ", the man replies............. " Yes, " says the Chinese doctor, " You no worry Save money .... You wait two weeks .... Dick fall off by itself"
While in China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a
Condom all the time.
A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to
Find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots............
Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor.
The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some
tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results.............
The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says: "I've got
Bad news for you, you've contracted Mongolian VD........ It's very rare and
almost unheard of here........... We know very little about it "
The man looks a little perplexed and says: "Well, give me a shot or
something and fix me up, doc.".........
The doctor answers: "I 'm sorry, there is no known cure, and we're going to have to amputate your penis.".....
The man screams in horror,......... "Absolutely not .......... I want a second opinion. "...........
The doctor replies: "Well, it 's your choice............ Go ahead if you want but surgery is your only choice. "
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor,...... figuring that he'll know more about the disease...........
The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: "Ah, yes,
Mongolian VD...... Vely lare disease."....
The guy says to the doctor:
"Yeah, yeah, I already know that but what can we do?...... My American
doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?"...
The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: "Stupid Amelican docta, always want to cut, cut, cut Make more money, that way ....... no need to opelate "
" Oh, Thank God ", the man replies............. " Yes, " says the Chinese doctor, " You no worry Save money .... You wait two weeks .... Dick fall off by itself"
