One day ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel.
Ina morning I go down to eat breakfast.
I tella waitress I want two pissis toast.
She bringa me only one piss.
I tella her I want two piss.
She say go down the hall.
I say you no unnerstand, I wanna two piss onna plate.
She say you better no piss onna plate, you sonnof a bitch.
I don't even know the lady and she call me sonnof a bitch.
Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant.
The waitress brings me a spoon and knife but no fock.
I tella her I wanna fock.
She tell me everyone wanna fock.
I tella her you no unnerstand, I wanna fock onna table.
She say you better no fock onna table, you sonnof a bitch.
So I go back to my room inna hotel and there is no shits on my bed.
Call the manager and tell him I wanna shit.
He tell me go to the toilet.
I say you no unnerstand, I wanna shit onna bed.
He say you better no shit onna bed, you sonnof a bitch.
I go to ckeckout and the man at the desk say: "Peace on you."
I say piss on you too, you sonnof a bitch, I gonna back to Italy.
Ina morning I go down to eat breakfast.
I tella waitress I want two pissis toast.
She bringa me only one piss.
I tella her I want two piss.
She say go down the hall.
I say you no unnerstand, I wanna two piss onna plate.
She say you better no piss onna plate, you sonnof a bitch.
I don't even know the lady and she call me sonnof a bitch.
Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant.
The waitress brings me a spoon and knife but no fock.
I tella her I wanna fock.
She tell me everyone wanna fock.
I tella her you no unnerstand, I wanna fock onna table.
She say you better no fock onna table, you sonnof a bitch.
So I go back to my room inna hotel and there is no shits on my bed.
Call the manager and tell him I wanna shit.
He tell me go to the toilet.
I say you no unnerstand, I wanna shit onna bed.
He say you better no shit onna bed, you sonnof a bitch.
I go to ckeckout and the man at the desk say: "Peace on you."
I say piss on you too, you sonnof a bitch, I gonna back to Italy.
