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KATTEN!!! Vi älskar ju att klättra i träd! Ska vi inte haka på?
Hahahahaha!
Jag kopplade inte ens... Illa! Men träning, behöver vi verkligen det? 
Singeltråden
- Thread starter jyx
- Start date
Hahahahaha!
Jag kopplade inte ens... Illa! Men träning, behöver vi verkligen det? 
Peter1980
Team Ajvar
- Gick med
- 25 Jan 2009
- Ort
- Stockholm/Tyresö
- Hoj
- Har: R1 -16. Haft R6 -08 , R6 -05, R1 -05, Hornet 600 -06
Ok, ni behöver inte oroa er.
Kollade på retarded horse-avsnittet av Family Guy precis så nu är jag tillbaka i normalt skick igen!
Kollade på retarded horse-avsnittet av Family Guy precis så nu är jag tillbaka i normalt skick igen!
Slowroller
Skrämmer små barn
Tur att det fanns botemedel. Blev lite bekymrad där ett tag.
Plåthinken
Tappat barn
Hahahahaha!
Hahahaha nej träning behövs inte, jag tror vi har tränat tillräckligt. När ska vi tävla om vem som kommer upp till toppen först?
Hahahaha nej träning behövs inte, jag tror vi har tränat tillräckligt. När ska vi tävla om vem som kommer upp till toppen först?
Tror Alleycat redan vunnit? xD Ni får välja en ny gren!
Peter1980
Team Ajvar
- Gick med
- 25 Jan 2009
- Ort
- Stockholm/Tyresö
- Hoj
- Har: R1 -16. Haft R6 -08 , R6 -05, R1 -05, Hornet 600 -06
Tror Alleycat redan vunnit? xD Ni får välja en ny gren!
Jag rekommenderar Alleyklosstris.
Slowroller
Skrämmer små barn
Du måste ha fantastiskt mycket fritid.
PippiT
Professionell mobbare
Det är svårt att välja. Men för att underlätta för er är väl en sexpack på magen att föredra.
Fast just nu har jag inget behov av någon wingwoman eller wingman, men tack ändå.
Nae du har ju din stringman....pojke...host host.
Jo den va go. När man får in den i munnen så smakar det först som en blandning av vanilj och mild chokladsmak och det är en mjuk krämig konsistens. Sedan känner man browniebitarna som är små lite halvhårda torra kubformade bitar, när man biter i dem får man en lite annorlunda chokladsmak som är svår att beskriva, men jag antar att du har ätit brownies så du vet hur smaken är. Sist kommer magnumchokladen som är små runda platta bitar som har en intensivare och lite bittrare chokladsmak, de är hårda och spröda och knastrar skönt i munnen när man biter i dem.
Torra? Där tappa du mig. Uäk!
Hej singeltråden!
Jag är lite orolig för min mentala hälsa.
Har för det första ingen hoj för tillfället.
Och sen kom jag på mig att sitta och titta på det här vid middagen.
View attachment 383827
Snart köper Peter en enhörning.
Ricken
Gudomlig sporthojare
- Gick med
- 19 Apr 2004
- Ort
- Hemma
- Hoj
- RC8/Husaberg 450/Husqvarna 450/HYM698/Honda Monkey King/ ATC125//Navstyrd supermono
Hej singeltråden!
Jag är lite orolig för min mentala hälsa.
Har för det första ingen hoj för tillfället.
Och sen kom jag på mig att sitta och titta på det här vid middagen.
View attachment 383827
Wow, en öppning till hojsnack!!
Har du bestämt dig för en R6:a eller vacklar du?
PippiT
Professionell mobbare
Varför skyller SL på strömavbrott när två tåg från olika spår är inställda men de andra tågen går som de ska på samma spår? Tror dom att folk är dumma som går på nåt sånt eller. Skriv personalbrist eller kukhuvuden som planerar istället så kanske man kan ta det. 
:mad
Tydligen kommer den vara vit med hästkraft iallafall.
:madWow, en öppning till hojsnack!!
Har du bestämt dig för en R6:a eller vacklar du?
Tydligen kommer den vara vit med hästkraft iallafall.
Snart köper Peter en enhörning.
Eller så går han till Phone House och byter till en enhörning.
Tror Alleycat redan vunnit? xD Ni får välja en ny gren!
Beror väl på vad man menar med toppen...
Haha men avslöjar du våran affärsidé sådär bara?! Tänk om nån snor den!
PippiT
Professionell mobbare
WTF??? HOW DO COURT RECORDERS KEEP STRAIGHT FACES????
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place.
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
_______________________________
ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
_____________________________________
ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.
_________________________________
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget..
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
___________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
____________________________________
ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He's 20, much like your IQ.
___________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?
_________________________________________
ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: She had three children , right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death..
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
___________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.
_____________________________________
ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
_________________________________________
ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral...
_________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?
______________________________________
And last:
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No..
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place.
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
_______________________________
ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
_____________________________________
ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.
_________________________________
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget..
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
___________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
____________________________________
ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He's 20, much like your IQ.
___________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?
_________________________________________
ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: She had three children , right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death..
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
___________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.
_____________________________________
ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
_________________________________________
ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral...
_________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?
______________________________________
And last:
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No..
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
PippiT
Professionell mobbare
Peter1980
Team Ajvar
- Gick med
- 25 Jan 2009
- Ort
- Stockholm/Tyresö
- Hoj
- Har: R1 -16. Haft R6 -08 , R6 -05, R1 -05, Hornet 600 -06
Wow, en öppning till hojsnack!!
Har du bestämt dig för en R6:a eller vacklar du?
R6:a blir det ja. Men de som dyker upp på blocket hittills har alla funnits i små hålor vid världens ände.
Finns en klockren ute nu t ex.. I Lund... en annan finns i Karlstad.. Kan folk börja bo på vettiga ställen istället!?
Plåthinken
Tappat barn
Tror Alleycat redan vunnit? xD Ni får välja en ny gren!
Som katten sa, beror på vad man menar med toppen.
Nae du har ju din stringman....pojke...host host.
vad pratar du om nu? 
Jag sysslar inte med barnarov!!!
R6:a blir det ja. Men de som dyker upp på blocket hittills har alla funnits i små hålor vid världens ände.
Finns en klockren ute nu t ex.. I Lund... en annan finns i Karlstad.. Kan folk börja bo på vettiga ställen istället!?
Du kan väl hitta någon hoj här på Västkusten så kan vi sammanstråla så jag får känna på dina armar. Eller skit i det
I Skåne kan du alltid fika med någon av oss singeltrådarna.
Plåthinken
Tappat barn
IDAG ÄR DET FREDAG!!!!!!!
Jag har ingen kaviar
Jag har ingen kaviar
PippiT
Professionell mobbare
Jag sysslar inte med barnarov!!!
Jasså? Nästa gång kanske du ska säga frasen nedan till honom.
"Kom ska mamma få dig att kissa grädde"
Plåthinken
Tappat barn
Jasså? Nästa gång kanske du ska säga frasen nedan till honom.
"Kom ska mamma få dig att kissa grädde"
Jag vet inte ens om jag vill kommentera det där.
EDIT: Jo, men det är väl sånt du tydligen säger till Blöjan?
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