Saker inte alla vet om Sverige....

[Elffors]

Jag slog på sverige på uncyklopedia idag o fick lära mig en hel del faktiskt.

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Sweden

 

[Wobbly]

"Sweden consists of four parts: The Naughty Parts, The Boring Parts, The Sexy Parts and Norrland. Stockholm is the home for a species of indigenous retarded upperclass twits with small ideas of what is outside their habitat Östermalm. Norrland is sparsely populated with snuffing snowmobile-driving believers in The Midnight Sun. Frankly, this is what makes Sweden so cool. "

 

[Hansen.]

 

[Noc]

Major cities: Piteå (also known as the semi-capital of Sweden)

 

[-Freddy-]

Sports

"Sports is a big thing in Sweden and about 75% of the inhabitants time goes toward performing, thinking and talking about sports.

A sport that is not acknowledged by the state but never the less is immensely widespread is "Bus stop-standing" which is practiced every time 2 or more people happen to stand at the same bus stop. It is excruciatingly complicated and even someone who has practiced it for over 2 decades is still considered new to the sport.

The general rules of the sport is to remain at lagom distance to every other person standing at the bus stop. This distance has to be calculated based on the weather and time of year as well as the other persons ethnicity, looks, gender and aged compared to your own. A lagom effort not to ignore the other persons, but to pretend that they don't exist, but not overly, just like they kinda exist but you really don't know it for sure. And remember-never, NEVER EVER utter a word, and if you do have to do it ALWAYS say that "it's nice weather".

 

[-JP-]

Herrejösses.. Den största samling nonsens jag sett på länge.

 

[TomK]

Ja den där var ju intressant... bläddrade även vidare till "Batman Begins", men det var mer naket där än vad jag kommer ihåg från filmen.

 

[Mordecaien]

Har hängt rätt mycket där tidigare. Min personliga favorit är ändock beskrivningen av norge:

Major exports - Hydrocarbons, fish and archaic english
Major imports - EU rules and regulations

 

[Peterlan]

Som Gävlebo gillade jag den här också:
"The most famous Swedes are the Team Brynäs."