Marsvin

[Aee]

Hej i sommar värmen!

Satt å diskuterade vid matbordet igår kväll om marsvin kan simma.

Kan marsvin simma?

Mvh/Aee

 

[Markus]

Köp en och testa, de är inte så dyra. Gör kebab till middag sen.

Marsvin 200:-
Sallad 15:-
Lök 5:-
Tomat 5:-
Sås och sånt 20:-
Ris 5:-
Arabhår (Blåtira):-

Experimentet får du på köpet.

 

[Kapten Blåskägg]

Köp en och testa, de är inte så dyra. Gör kebab till middag sen.

Marsvin 200:-
Sallad 15:-
Lök 5:-
Tomat 5:-
Sås och sånt 20:-
Ris 5:-
Arabhår (Blåtira):-

Experimentet får du på köpet.

Tar köttet slut så har min granne en katt som är lite småjobbig

 

[Nike]

..visst kan marsvin simma! (Experimenterade med det stackars djur jag en gång ägde... )

 

[Skalman]

Marsvin? Inte visste jag att dom tillverkade vin på Mars.














(suck, pust, stön, jag vet.....)

 

[korvgubbe]

(suck, pust, stön, jag vet.....)

....ja, faktiskt... kan bara hålla med...

 

[Biturbo]

Hej i sommar värmen!

Satt å diskuterade vid matbordet igår kväll om marsvin kan simma.

Kan marsvin simma?

Mvh/Aee

Vettefan.. Men de brinner bra..

 

[korvgubbe]

Vettefan.. Men de brinner bra..

Får väl lägga upp den här klassikern:
(Kan laddas hem som mp3 om ni inte är läskunniga:
http://files.foundrymusic.com/MP3/Gerbil_Armaggeddon.zip )

"In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the Gerbil," Eric Tomaszewski told bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski and his homosexual partner Andrew (Kiki) Farnom, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong. "I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our gerbil, in." he explained. "As usual, Kiki shouted out 'Armageddon,' my cue that he'd had enough. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he wouldn't come out again, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking that the light might attract him."

At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next. "The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out of the tubing, igniting Mr. Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball." Tomaszewski suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Farnom suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract.


TOP 11 SCARIEST THINGS ABOUT THIS STORY

11. "I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum." - Good start.

10. "As usual,Kiki shouted out "Armageddon" - They do this frequently? (Or, at least they have done this more than once).

9. "So I peered into the tube." - I'm sorry, but that's like looking through a telescope into hell. I'd rather use binoculars to stare at the sun.

8. The poor gerbil (who obviously suffers from low self esteem) being shot out out the guy's ass like Rocky the Flying Squirrel.

7. Suffering a broken nose from a gerbil being launched out of someone's anus. I'm just guessing, but I seriously doubt the said gerbil was springtime fresh after his little journey into Kiki's tunnel of love.

6. People walking around with these volcanic-like pockets of gas in their rectums.

5. This happened in Salt Lake City. What kind of people are those Mormons? I'm starting to get a whole new image of the Osmond family.

4. "First and second degree burns to the anus." Wouldn't this make the burning itch and discomfort of hemorrhoids a welcome relief? How does one ever take a healthy dump after something like this? And the smell of a burning anus must be in the top five most horrible scents on the face of God's green earth.

3. People named "Kiki" which is obviously a Polynesian word for: "Idiotic men who shove rodents up their butts."

2. What kind of hospital would hold a press conference on this?

1. People who do this kind of thing and then admit what they were doing when taken to the emergency room. Sorry, but I think I would have made up a story about a gang of roving, pyromaniac, anal sex fiends breaking into my house and sodomizing me with a charcoal lighter before I admitted the truth. Call me old fashioned, but I just can't imagine looking at a doctor and saying "Well Doc, it's like this. You see we have this gerbil named Raggot and we took this cardboard tube...

 

[CJ954RR]

ALLA däggdjur KAN simma om dom måste. Det är typ bara människan som är så dum att vi måste lära oss

Var det inte det man fick lära sig i skolan

 

[Biturbo]

ALLA däggdjur KAN simma om dom måste. Det är typ bara människan som är så dum att vi måste lära oss

Var det inte det man fick lära sig i skolan

Neee.. Vi kan också från start men glömmer bort det om vi inte får praktisera det med jämna mellanrum!

 

[Mary]

Dom brukar inte gilla det!