Lite fredags skoj...

[Biturbo]

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks
into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in**bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying**the
girl to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets**up
and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen this guy's**an
escaped convict - look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of**time
in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your
neck.
If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you.
Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is**probably
very dangerous.** If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I
love you."

To which the wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was**whispering
in**my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if**we
had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong,**honey.
I love you too."

 

[Dweezil]

 

[rimag]

Den var lätt en av de bättre på länge.

 

[Itacha75]

Här kommer lite till!

"The med students"

First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body.

They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor:
The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body."
For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth.
"Go ahead and do the same thing, "he told his students.
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, "The second most important quality is observation.
I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger.

Now learn to pay attention."


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Railroad hero.

An ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face. "What are you so happy about?" Asks the barman. "Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by the railway. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!" "Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky guy. Was she pretty?" "Dunno...Never found the head


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[SSDD]

Fredagen 13 och ....
http://norrlandsguld.privaten.nu/frog.swf

 

[peteR1000]

Lite rolig reklam jag fotade i en busskur...

går ju att tolka på lite olika sätt

 

[SSDD]

Lite rolig reklam jag fotade i en busskur...

går ju att tolka på lite olika sätt

Hur var reklamen i Yrrol "har du problem med gräsfläckar på din Fru nar ni...."

 

[Biturbo]

Hur var reklamen i Yrrol "har du problem med gräsfläckar på din Fru nar ni...."

Yrrol.. Vilken jävla kungfilm..

 

[SSDD]

Yrrol.. Vilken jävla kungfilm..

Yep..
Hörde även att forskare funnit spår av intelligens hos kvinnor..
Men dessvärre spottar 95% ut det....