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CUSTOMER SERVICE
> > This has got to be one of the funniest I've heard of in a long time.
> > I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired. This is a true
> > story from the WordPerfect Help line, that was transcribed from a
>recording monitoring the customer care department. Needless to say, the
--Help Desk
> > employee was fired, however, he is currently suing the WordPerfect
> > organization for "Termination without Cause."
> > This is the actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support
> > employee
> > (now I know why they record these conversations).
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> > "Rich Hall computer assistance; may I help you?"
> > "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."
> "What sort of trouble?"
> "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went
> > away."
> "Went away?"
> > "They disappeared."
> > "Hmmm. So what does your screen look like now?"
> > "Nothing."
> > "Nothing?"
> > "It's a blank; it won' t accept anything when I type."
> > "Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?"
>> "what do you mean, get out?"
> > "Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?"
> > "What's a sea-prompt?"
> > "Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?"
> > "There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I
> > type."
> > "Does your monitor have a power indicator?"
> > "What's a monitor?"
> "It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it
> > have a little light that tells you when it's on?"
> > "I don't know."
>> "Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power
> > cord goes into it. Can you see that?"
> > "Yes, I think so."
> > "Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into
the wall."
> > "Yes, it is."
> > "When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two
>> cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?"
> > "No."
> > "Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the
other cable."
> > "Okay, here it is."
> > "Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back
of your computer."
> > "I can't reach."
> > "Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?"
> > "No."
> > "Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?"
> "Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle it's because it's
>dark."
> > "Dark?"
> > "Yes, the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in
from the window."
> > "Well, turn on the office light then."
> > "I can't."
> > "No? Why not?"
> "Because there's a power failure."
> > "A power.......a power failure?.... Aha, Okay, we've got it licked
now.
> > Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your
computer
> > came in?"
> > "Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."
> > "Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it
> was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it
from."
> > "Really? Is it that bad?"
> > "Yes, I'm afraid it is."
> > "Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?"
"Tell them you're too f*cking stupid to own a computer."
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CUSTOMER SERVICE
> > This has got to be one of the funniest I've heard of in a long time.
> > I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired. This is a true
> > story from the WordPerfect Help line, that was transcribed from a
>recording monitoring the customer care department. Needless to say, the
--Help Desk
> > employee was fired, however, he is currently suing the WordPerfect
> > organization for "Termination without Cause."
> > This is the actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support
> > employee
> > (now I know why they record these conversations).
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> > "Rich Hall computer assistance; may I help you?"
> > "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."
> "What sort of trouble?"
> "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went
> > away."
> "Went away?"
> > "They disappeared."
> > "Hmmm. So what does your screen look like now?"
> > "Nothing."
> > "Nothing?"
> > "It's a blank; it won' t accept anything when I type."
> > "Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?"
>> "what do you mean, get out?"
> > "Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?"
> > "What's a sea-prompt?"
> > "Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?"
> > "There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I
> > type."
> > "Does your monitor have a power indicator?"
> > "What's a monitor?"
> "It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it
> > have a little light that tells you when it's on?"
> > "I don't know."
>> "Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power
> > cord goes into it. Can you see that?"
> > "Yes, I think so."
> > "Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into
the wall."
> > "Yes, it is."
> > "When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two
>> cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?"
> > "No."
> > "Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the
other cable."
> > "Okay, here it is."
> > "Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back
of your computer."
> > "I can't reach."
> > "Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?"
> > "No."
> > "Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?"
> "Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle it's because it's
>dark."
> > "Dark?"
> > "Yes, the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in
from the window."
> > "Well, turn on the office light then."
> > "I can't."
> > "No? Why not?"
> "Because there's a power failure."
> > "A power.......a power failure?.... Aha, Okay, we've got it licked
now.
> > Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your
computer
> > came in?"
> > "Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."
> > "Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it
> was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it
from."
> > "Really? Is it that bad?"
> > "Yes, I'm afraid it is."
> > "Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?"
"Tell them you're too f*cking stupid to own a computer."
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