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But what can Rossi do in Sepang to change his loveable image? MotoGP gives our top ten tips:-
1) Get Randy Mamola in a headlock and continue to 'knuckle-dust' his head until he develops a serious rash.
2) Break Sete's victory 'pointing to the sky' finger.
3) Steal McWilliams' senior discount pass.
4) Inform Kurtis Roberts, if he turns up, that there isn't a visor dark enough for his face.
5) Whilst qualifying swerve randomly and on purposely baulk riders on fast laps. Furthermore perform a few rolling burn-outs on tricky corners to help disguise the apex.
6) Claim that all people with long hair are naturally attracted to men.
7) Continuously spit (except when wearing helmet).
8) Steal Randy's Harley and replace it with a substandard Japanese bike.
9) Solve Colin Edwards' front end chatter problem by popping him one in the kisser.
10) Steal a rider's mobile phone and change every number in the phone book to Carl Fogarty's home number.
http://www.motogpnews.com/news177.php
But what can Rossi do in Sepang to change his loveable image? MotoGP gives our top ten tips:-
1) Get Randy Mamola in a headlock and continue to 'knuckle-dust' his head until he develops a serious rash.
2) Break Sete's victory 'pointing to the sky' finger.
3) Steal McWilliams' senior discount pass.
4) Inform Kurtis Roberts, if he turns up, that there isn't a visor dark enough for his face.
5) Whilst qualifying swerve randomly and on purposely baulk riders on fast laps. Furthermore perform a few rolling burn-outs on tricky corners to help disguise the apex.
6) Claim that all people with long hair are naturally attracted to men.
7) Continuously spit (except when wearing helmet).
8) Steal Randy's Harley and replace it with a substandard Japanese bike.
9) Solve Colin Edwards' front end chatter problem by popping him one in the kisser.
10) Steal a rider's mobile phone and change every number in the phone book to Carl Fogarty's home number.
http://www.motogpnews.com/news177.php