Kemi analys

SSDD

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http://www.yttermera.se/evilina/forsta_man/kemianalys.html

Kemianalys av mannen
Urämne: Mannen
Tecken: Ae (kort för arsle).
Kvantitativ: Acceptabel vid 15 cm, men en del isotoper kan vara så korta som 8 cm.
Upptäckare: Eva (upptäckte Ae en dag då hon hade behov av revben).
Förekomst: Hittas oftast i hög koncentration runt perfekta exemplar av Kv.

Fysiska egenskaper:

Ytan är oftast täckt med hår, på vissa områden är de hårda som borst, på andra är de mjukare.
Kokar vid obekvämlighet, fryser då den ställs inför logik och sunt förnuft, smälter då den behandlas som gud.
Oftast motbjudande då den blandas med C*H*-OH (vilken alkohol som helst).
Kan orsaka huvudvärk och allvarlig kroppsvärk, hanteras ytterst varsamt.
Tenderar att falla in i ett lågenergi-tillstånd direkt efter reaktion med Kv.
Ökar i ansenlig massa alltefter det att exemplaret åldras.
Exemplaren kan hittas i varierande stadier, alltifrån djupt känsliga till otroligt idiotiska.
Hittas knappt i ren form efter det fjortonde året.
Då exemplaret pressas blir det oböjligt och stramt, och mjuknar först efter enorma mängder smicker.
Kemiska egenskaper:

Alla former önskar reaktion med Kv, även då fortsatt reaktion inte är möjlig.
Kan reagera med flera Kv isotoper under en kort tid om villkoren är gynnsamma.
Den mest kraftfulla bitterhet- och förargligagenten mot Kv.
Oftast villig att reagera med vad som finns att ta.
Stöter ifrån sig de mesta hushållsmaskiner och vanliga rengöringsprodukter.
Stöter ifrån sig små barn klädda i blöjor, särskilt de som luktar orent.
Är neutralt inställd till allmän hövlighet och ärlighet.
Lagring:

Bästa reaktionsresultatet kommer runt det artonde året, gynnsam reaktion vid 25-30.
Kan användas vid fritidsaktiviteter.
Test:

Rena exemplar avslöjar sällan sin renhet, medan reagerade exemplar basunerar ut information på flera våglängder.
Varning:

Tenderar att reagera våldsamt då andra Ae kommer emellan önskad reaktion med en speciell Kv. Annars väldigt manlig, det vill säga, under rätta villkor.
 
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I'm currently running the latest version of Girlfriend and I've been having some problems lately. I've been running the same version of DrinkingBuddies 1.0 forever as my primary application, and all the Girlfriend releases I've tried have always conflicted with it. I hear that DrinkingBuddies won't crash if Girlfriend is run in background mode and the sound is turned off. But I'm embarrassed to say I can't find the switch to turn the sound off. I just run them separately, and it works okay. Girlfriend also seems to have a problem co-existing with my Golf program, often trying to abort Golf with some sort of timing incompatibility.

GirlFriend 2.0
I probably should have stayed with Girlfriend 1.0, but I thought I might see better performance from Girlfriend 2.0. After months of conflicts and other problems, I consulted a friend who has had experience with Girlfriend 2.0. He said I probably didn't have enough cache to run Girlfriend 2.0, and eventually it would require a Token Ring to run properly. He was right - as soon as I purged my cache, it uninstalled itself. I tried running GirlFriend 2.0 with GirlFriend 1.0 still installed, but they tried using the same i/o port and conflicted. Then I tried to unistall GirlFriend 1.0 but it didn't have an uninstall program. I tried to uninstall it by hand, but it put files in my system directory.

GirlFriend 3.0
Shortly after that, I installed Girlfriend 3.0 beta. All the bugs were supposed to be gone, but the first time I used it, it gave me a virus anyway. I had to clean out my whole system and shut down for a while.

GirlFriend 4.0
I very cautiously upgraded to Girlfriend 4.0. This time I used a SCSI probe first and also installed a virus protection program. It worked okay for a while until I discovered that Girlfriend 1.0 was still in my system. I tried running Girlfriend 1.0 again with Girlfriend 4.0 still installed, but Girlfriend 4.0 has a feature I didn't know about that automatically senses the presence of any other version of Girlfriend and communicates with it in some way, which results in the immediate removal of both versions.
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GirlFriend 5.0
Some features I'd like to see in the Upcoming GirlFriend 5.0...
· - A "Don't remind me again" button
· - Minimize button
· - Shutdown feature
· - An install shield feature so that Girlfriend 4.0 can be completely uninstalled if so desired (so you don't lose cache and other objects)
· - "Abort" button
· - An option to run the network driver in promiscuous mode which would allow the systems hardware probe feature to be much more useful.
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GirlFriend Plus and Wife 1.0
A year ago, a friend of mine upgraded his version of Girlfriend to GirlfriendPlus 1.0, which is a Terminate and Stay Resident version of Girlfriend. He discovered that GirlfriendPlus 1.0 expires within a year if you don't upgrade to Fiancee 1.0. So he did, but soon after that, he had to upgrade to Wife 1.0, which he describes as a huge resource hog. It has taken up all his space, so he can't load anything else. One of the primary reasons he decided to go with Wife 1.0 was because it came bundled with FreeSexPlus. Wife 1.0 must be running before he can do anything. Although he did not ask for it, Wife 1.0 came with Plug-Ins such as MotherInLaw and BrotherInLaw.
Well, it turns out the resource allocation module of Wife 1.0 sometimes prohibits access to FreeSexPlus, particularly the new Plug-Ins he wanted to try. On top of that, Wife 1.0 must be running on a well warmed-up system before he can do anything.

***** BUG WARNING ********
Wife 1.0 has an undocumented bug. If you try to install Mistress 1.1 before uninstalling Wife 1.0, Wife 1.0 will delete MS-Money files before doing the uninstall itself. Then Mistress 1.1 will refuse to install, claiming insufficient resources.

****** BUG WORK-AROUNDS *****
To avoid the above bug, try installing Mistress 1.1 on a different system and never run any file transfer applications such as Laplink 6.0.
 
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