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No Speaka De English
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in
an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at
first,
but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the
following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I
come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again
and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorts the lady indignantly.
"In this country....we don't speak aloud in pubic places about our
sex lives.........
"Hey, coola down lady," says the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a
justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."
I BET YOU'LL READ THIS AGAIN!!!
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in
an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at
first,
but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the
following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I
come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again
and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorts the lady indignantly.
"In this country....we don't speak aloud in pubic places about our
sex lives.........
"Hey, coola down lady," says the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a
justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."
I BET YOU'LL READ THIS AGAIN!!!
