Motorbikes don't get pregnant
You can ride a Motorbike at any time of the month
Motorbikes don't have parents
Motorbikes don't whine unless something is really wrong
You can share a Motorbike with friends
Motorbikes don't care how many other Motorbikes you have ridden
When riding, both you and your Motorbike arrive at the same time
Motorbikes don't care how many other Motorbikes you have
Motorbikes don't care if you buy Motorbike magazines
Motorbikes don't care if you look at other Motorbikes
You'll never hear "Surprise, you are going to have a new little Motorbike", unless you go out and buy one yourself
If your Motorbike goes flat, you can fix it
If your Motorbike is too loose, you can tighten it
If your Motorbike is mis-aligned, you don't have to discuss politics with it
You can ride a friends Motorbike and still stay friends
If you say bad things to your Motorbike, you don't have to apologize to it before you can ride again
You can ride your Motorbike for as long as you like and it won't get sore
You can stop riding your Motorbike as soon as you like and it won't get frustrated
Your Mother won't stay in touch with your old Motorbike after you dump it
Motorbikes don't get headaches
Motorbikes don't criticize you if you are a hopeless rider
Your Motorbike never wants a night out with other Motorbikes
Motorbikes don't care if you are late
You don't have to take a shower before you ride your Motorbike
If your Motorbike doesn't look good, you can paint it or get new parts
You can ride a Motorbike the first time you meet and you don't have to take it to dinner
The only protection you need when riding a Motorbike is a decent crash helmet
You can boast in mixed company what a great ride you had the last time you were on your Motorbike
You can ride a Motorbike at any time of the month
Motorbikes don't have parents
Motorbikes don't whine unless something is really wrong
You can share a Motorbike with friends
Motorbikes don't care how many other Motorbikes you have ridden
When riding, both you and your Motorbike arrive at the same time
Motorbikes don't care how many other Motorbikes you have
Motorbikes don't care if you buy Motorbike magazines
Motorbikes don't care if you look at other Motorbikes
You'll never hear "Surprise, you are going to have a new little Motorbike", unless you go out and buy one yourself
If your Motorbike goes flat, you can fix it
If your Motorbike is too loose, you can tighten it
If your Motorbike is mis-aligned, you don't have to discuss politics with it
You can ride a friends Motorbike and still stay friends
If you say bad things to your Motorbike, you don't have to apologize to it before you can ride again
You can ride your Motorbike for as long as you like and it won't get sore
You can stop riding your Motorbike as soon as you like and it won't get frustrated
Your Mother won't stay in touch with your old Motorbike after you dump it
Motorbikes don't get headaches
Motorbikes don't criticize you if you are a hopeless rider
Your Motorbike never wants a night out with other Motorbikes
Motorbikes don't care if you are late
You don't have to take a shower before you ride your Motorbike
If your Motorbike doesn't look good, you can paint it or get new parts
You can ride a Motorbike the first time you meet and you don't have to take it to dinner
The only protection you need when riding a Motorbike is a decent crash helmet
You can boast in mixed company what a great ride you had the last time you were on your Motorbike
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