A bear is running after a rabbit.
Bear : " I'll get you, freakin' rabbit!"
Rabbit : " Go to hell, damn bear! "
They keep running and running and they end up finding a frog.
Frog: " Freeze !!! I'm a magical frog, and I can grant three wishes for each one of you. So, who's starting ?
Bear : " Me, me! I'm bigger and badder than him, grant my wish first !"
Frog : " Okay mister bear... what's your first wish ?"
Bear : " I want each and every bear from this forest to be females."
Frog : " No problem, your wish is granted. How about you rabbit, what's your first wish?"
Rabbit : " I want a motorcycle helmet. "
Bear : " How stupid is that wish !!!"
Frog : " No problem, here's your helmet. Your turn again, bear."
Bear : "I want every bear from the nearby forests to be females."
Frog: "Okay... your turn, rabbit."
Rabbit : " I want an ultra powerful motorcycle and I want it to be my size."
Frog : " Here you go. "
Bear : " You're so stupid!"
Frog : " So, what's your last wish, bear ?"
Bear :"I want every single bear of this planet to be females, except me of course."
Frog : " Oookay... Rabbit? Your last wish?"
The rabbit put on his helmet, jump on his motorcycle and drives off screaming : " I WANT HIM TO BE GAYYYYYYYYY !!!!!"
Bear : " I'll get you, freakin' rabbit!"
Rabbit : " Go to hell, damn bear! "
They keep running and running and they end up finding a frog.
Frog: " Freeze !!! I'm a magical frog, and I can grant three wishes for each one of you. So, who's starting ?
Bear : " Me, me! I'm bigger and badder than him, grant my wish first !"
Frog : " Okay mister bear... what's your first wish ?"
Bear : " I want each and every bear from this forest to be females."
Frog : " No problem, your wish is granted. How about you rabbit, what's your first wish?"
Rabbit : " I want a motorcycle helmet. "
Bear : " How stupid is that wish !!!"
Frog : " No problem, here's your helmet. Your turn again, bear."
Bear : "I want every bear from the nearby forests to be females."
Frog: "Okay... your turn, rabbit."
Rabbit : " I want an ultra powerful motorcycle and I want it to be my size."
Frog : " Here you go. "
Bear : " You're so stupid!"
Frog : " So, what's your last wish, bear ?"
Bear :"I want every single bear of this planet to be females, except me of course."
Frog : " Oookay... Rabbit? Your last wish?"
The rabbit put on his helmet, jump on his motorcycle and drives off screaming : " I WANT HIM TO BE GAYYYYYYYYY !!!!!"
