filmcitat... vicken film

[Turture]

"wanna' hear the most enoying sound in the world?
EEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIEEE"

dum dummare,eller?

 

[Grädde]

Öh alla på den här sidan måste skaffa lite mer hobby's eftersom det verkar vara som alla på det här forumet har lite för mycket fritid på vinter och kan citera ur varenda film sen chaplin gjorde film av mein kampf

 

[ambulans]

Ska ni .... segla en tolva , med enbart kärringar ?

 

[Plåtniklas]

Ska ni .... segla en tolva , med enbart kärringar ?

Nån sällskapsresa?

Den här då?

-'If we don't get the bullets out fast enough they die on us.'
-'What do you do with them afterwards?'
-'Put the bullets back in.'

 

[morlock]

Den här då?

-'If we don't get the bullets out fast enough they die on us.'
-'What do you do with them afterwards?'
-'Put the bullets back in.'

Underworld.

Egentligen säger de såhär;
Selene - "lycans are allergic to silver. we have to get the bullets out quickly, or they end up dying on us during questioning."
Michael - "what happens to them afterward?"
Selene - "we put the bullets back in."

Jag kan rekommendera den rullen i vilket fall.

 

[honkiie]

Citat: What do you do for an encore? Do you like, analy rape my mother while you pour sugar in my gastank?

 

[morlock]

honkiie: Clerks?

I love hitmen. No matter what you do to them, you don't feel bad.

"Would you hurry it up? I haven't got all night."
följt av...
"Is that the best you can do, you pansies?"

All citat från Samma karaktär i samma film.

 

[Calmanders]

"You are a fucking star. And you are going to be playing your one-man show for the next two fucking years for a captive audience. And listen to this, you get out in a few years and meet some old lady, get married, and you'll be so unrestrained to your wife's needs because you'll know what it feels like to be a woman."

 

[prise]

Ska ni .... segla en tolva , med enbart kärringar ?

S.O.S

Skönaste citatet i filmhistorien

"Jag är så populär" någon?

 

[Werzion]

I love hitmen. No matter what you do to them, you don't feel bad.
Citat:


"Would you hurry it up? I haven't got all night."
följt av...
"Is that the best you can do, you pansies?"

Sin City (såg den igår hehe)

ehmm...

"In the world I see - you are stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. You'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower. And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, laying strips of venison on the empty car pool lane of some abandoned superhighway."

har en känsla av den är för lätt egentligen men WTF, filmen är ju så extremt bra

 

[McKlauf]

Fight club?

I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area, and you multiply, and multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet, you are a plague, and we are the cure.

 

[Werzion]

Matrix (1)

- What's the retail on one of those?
- More than you can afford pal Ferrari.

varit schysstare om det va en Porsche, men då hade den ju vunnit... och det ska den ju inte göra enligt manuset

 

[McKlauf]

The fast and the furious.

From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring;
Renewed shall be blade that was broken:
The crownless again shall be king.

Den var kanske lite väl lätt...

 

[Lou siffer]

ahhh The Warriors!

hade nästan glömt den...

en liten hjälp till

- "BUT SIR! THATS CHARLIES POINT!"

- "CHARLIE DON`T SURF"

och från samma film..

"NOTHING SMELLS LIKE NAPALM IN THE MORNING"

acaplyptus redux now (stavning?)

 

[morlock]

Från vilken film?

-How tall are you, private?
-Sir, five-foot-nine, sir.
-Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high.

och från samma film.

-Don't shit me, man!
-I wouldn't shit you. You're my favorite turd!

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Den var kanske lite väl lätt...

The Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring.?

 

[Lugn]

Full metal jacket.

Vad tror ni om denna?

"You don't know shit, cause you've never been fucked in the ass..."

 

[Oddjob]

Från vilken film?

och från samma film.

`

Full Metal Jacket

Good news, boys, I didn't spill my beer.

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I'm glad you're back. Now I don't have to stab you.

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-You took a shit in my toilet?
-No, that's what I left in Brucey's toilet.

 

[morlock]

Full metal jacket.

Vad tror ni om denna?

"You don't know shit, cause you've never been fucked in the ass..."

JFK.

En lätt till då.

"But I, being poor, have only my dreams. I have spread my dreams under your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams."

Full Metal Jacket

The Longest Yard?

 

[Nollvision]

Wake up, time to die.

Too bad she won't live, but then again, who does?

En klassiker.

 

[morlock]

En klassiker.

Blade Runner.