F*** My Life

[Pegaso650]

Det här var en kul sida

http://www.fmylife.com/

Today, I spent $400 at the stripclub and got 4 phone numbers. I as walked out of the club, I noticed it was tranny-night. FML

 

[Bärgren]

Edit: "Today, I texted this girl I really like and she didn't answer. She did about two hours later and it said "sorry I was having sex at the time you texted me. So how are you?" FML"

"Today, on campus, these really overly-happy people walking around with big signs saying "free hugs". When I walked towards them, their smiles faded, and they put their signs down. FML"

 

[SGM]

Hahahahaha Man tackar, sketsköj sida!

 

[Vaselek]

"Today, I looked on my sister's phone. There was a text from her boyfriend: "Let's go camping again, I bought more condoms so we won't make a big mess this time." Last time they went camping, they borrowed my sleeping bag. FML"

 

[Smagatusk]

Haha! Söndagen är räddad!

 

[Pegaso650]

Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

 

[KGK]

Today, I started a fight at a lesbian bar and lost. I'm a man. FML

 

[PippiT]

ROFL

 

[Hector]

Bästa sidan ever!

Today, I was talking to my parents about feeling insecure with my "beach body" as Spring Break keeps getting closer and closer. My dad proceeded to warn me by saying, "Don't wear a gray swimsuit. People will try to roll you back into the ocean". FML

 

[GuW]

Efter att ha läst några sidor konstaterar man glatt att rätt många är fejk, men kul ändå...

 

[SSB]

Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. FML