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C is for cookie
A grandson goes to church with his grandma. As the preacher starts preaching the grandson falls asleep. The preacher sees the young man is asleep and asks' "Young man. Who led the Hebrew out of Egypt?" The Grandma jabs the young man with her cane and he stands up and yells, HOLY MOSES! The preacher is amazed and says very good son. He preaches on for a little while and realizes the young man has fallen asleep again. He asks Young Man who died for our sins? The grandma jabs him again with the cane and he stands up and yells JESUS CHRIST! The preacher says very good, and starts preaching on. The young man falls back asleep and when the preacher realizes it this time he yells YOUNG MAN what did Eve say to Adam in the Garden of Eden? The grandma jabs her grandson with a cane for the Third time and he stands up and yells......
GOD DAMNIT IF YOU DON'T STOP POKING ME WITH THAT THING I'M GONNA BREAK IT!
GOD DAMNIT IF YOU DON'T STOP POKING ME WITH THAT THING I'M GONNA BREAK IT!
