Chuck Norris-facts

[MiZou]

kanske gammal men jäklar vad många roliga det finns...
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

här är 10-topplistan

1 Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.

2 There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

3 Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

4 The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.

5 There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.

6 Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.

7 The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2.
Chuck Norris 3. Cancer

8 Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

9 Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.

10 Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING

 

[Frazze]

Chuch Norris tears can cure cancer, too bad he never cries!

 

[LazBoy]

When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris..

 

[AF]

# Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

# If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.

 

[Plåtniklas]

Såg en intervju med honom på nån amerikansk talkshow. Han garvade rätt gott när nån visade honom en lista med sånt där.

 

[lorkan]

Once Chuck Norris kicked Mr. T in the stomach. The result was Big Bang.

 

[MiZou]

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris."