Chuck Norris är bäst.....

[Mr EmCom]

2975236 Bruce Lee spöar Chuckan ja, men INGEN spöar Arnold

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

AND

A blind man once walkt into Chuck Norris, Chuck sad "Do you know how I am? Im Chuck Norris!" The firs, only and last thing the man ever saw was a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris

 

[honkiie]

Bara för att han stockade Chuckan betyder inte att han är gay, bara uttråkad

http://www.ruthlessreviews.com/reviews.cfm/id/774/back/80/page/commando.html

 

[Mini]

http://www.ruthlessreviews.com/reviews.cfm/id/774/back/80/page/commando.html

Homofob!

* "If a girl comes on strong and says, 'I really dig your body and I want to fuck the shit out of you,' I just decide whether or not I like her. If I do take her home, I try to make sure I get just as much out of it as she does. The word exploited therefore wouldn't apply."

* "Bodybuilders party a lot, and once, in Gold's — the gym in Venice, California, where all the top guys train — there was a black girl who came out naked. Everybody jumped on her and took her upstairs, where we all got together."

* "I get laid on purpose. I can't sleep before a competition and I'm up all night, anyway, so instead of staring at the ceiling I figure I might as well find somebody and fuck... we had girls backstage giving head, then all of us went out and I won. It didn't bother me at all; in fact, I went out there feeling like King Kong."

* "It is as satisfying to me as coming is — you know, as having sex with a woman and coming. So can you believe how much I am in heaven?. I am, like, getting the feeling of coming in the gym. I'm getting the feeling of coming at home. I'm getting the feeling of coming backstage when I pump up. When I pose out in front of 5.000 people I get the same feeling. So I'm coming day and night."

 

[Wunder]

Steven Seagal är rätt hård han också. Kolla filmerna i den här ordningen:
http://www.atomfilms.com/film/seagal_deadly_time.jsp
http://www.atomfilms.com/film/seagal_donkey_wounds.jsp
http://www.atomfilms.com/film/seagal_scattered.jsp

 

[Estremo]

Jo, han har ju ätit några stora frukostar...

Fast det där är ju iofs inte Arnold. Bilden påstås ha tagits på en semester ihop med familjen en tid efter hans operation. Kollar du på bilder när han ligger i sjukhussängen direkt operationen så ser man att han fortfarande är i ruggigt bra form för sin ålder och verkligen inte ser ut så där.

 

[Zeeall]

men hårdast av alla är ju lemmy!

 

[arachnid]

Bruce Lee spöar Chuckan ja, men INGEN spöar Arnold

joo då..

Kevin peter hall gör det


va? vet inte vem han är?

Click me

 

[graphite ghoast]

OjOjOj..nu verkar vi glida ifrån ämnet något, inte bra ! här snackas det om Arnold, utomjordingar någon halvtaskig kines som låter som om han ska gå sönder så fort han spänner sig lite och gnyr som en chiuaua..

Det är Chuck som är kung.. kolla bara


The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"


When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'."