McRae
Radical Riders
Heavy-truck maker Navistar has announced their new model,
the CXT, a monster pickup aimed at those for whom the
Hummer is just a bit too dainty. The CXT is built from
the same platform as a typical tow truck or cement mixer.
Of course, you're dying to see a picture, aren't you?
http://money.cnn.com/2004/09/13/pf/autos/monster_truck
We've already done TWO lists about SUVs getting larger
and larger, but since nobody seems to be listening...
The Top 5 Signs Your Truck Is TOO DAMN BIG
(Part I)
5> Enough headroom for John Kerry.
4> Its homeowners association tells you not to make any
improvements to the front seat without first getting
permission.
3> That annoying thump you hear at highway speeds? That's
the less fit being eliminated from the gene pool.
2> The drive-through cashier asks, "Do you want fries with your
extra-small penis?"
and Topfive.com's Number 1 Sign Your Truck Is TOO DAMN
BIG...
1> Most of the bugs on your windshield were manufactured
in Germany.
the CXT, a monster pickup aimed at those for whom the
Hummer is just a bit too dainty. The CXT is built from
the same platform as a typical tow truck or cement mixer.
Of course, you're dying to see a picture, aren't you?
http://money.cnn.com/2004/09/13/pf/autos/monster_truck
We've already done TWO lists about SUVs getting larger
and larger, but since nobody seems to be listening...
The Top 5 Signs Your Truck Is TOO DAMN BIG
(Part I)
5> Enough headroom for John Kerry.
4> Its homeowners association tells you not to make any
improvements to the front seat without first getting
permission.
3> That annoying thump you hear at highway speeds? That's
the less fit being eliminated from the gene pool.
2> The drive-through cashier asks, "Do you want fries with your
extra-small penis?"
and Topfive.com's Number 1 Sign Your Truck Is TOO DAMN
BIG...
1> Most of the bugs on your windshield were manufactured
in Germany.
