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A woman went into a pet shop to buy her boyfriend a pet. After looking around she realized that all the pets there were very expensive. A clerk came up and asked if there was something he could help her with.
"I wanted to buy my boyfriend a pet, but all of yours are so expensive!" she says.
"Well," said the clerk, "I have a huge bullfrog in the back for $50.00. Would you like to see it?"
"$50.00?? For a Frog??" said the woman.
The clerk said, "It's a special frog. It's gives blowjobs."
So, the woman decides to buy the frog. She takes it home to her boyfriend, explains the strange gift frog, and they're both happy.
The woman goes to bed.
Around two in the morning, she wakes up to hear pots and pans banging around in the kitchen. She gets up to go see what's going on and when she gets to the kitchen she sees her boyfriend and the frog, sitting at the kitchen table like best buddies, looking through cookbooks.
"What are you two doing looking through cookbooks at this hour?" asks the woman.
The guy looks up at her and says, "Well, if I can teach this frog to cook, your ass is out of here!!!"
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"I wanted to buy my boyfriend a pet, but all of yours are so expensive!" she says.
"Well," said the clerk, "I have a huge bullfrog in the back for $50.00. Would you like to see it?"
"$50.00?? For a Frog??" said the woman.
The clerk said, "It's a special frog. It's gives blowjobs."
So, the woman decides to buy the frog. She takes it home to her boyfriend, explains the strange gift frog, and they're both happy.
The woman goes to bed.
Around two in the morning, she wakes up to hear pots and pans banging around in the kitchen. She gets up to go see what's going on and when she gets to the kitchen she sees her boyfriend and the frog, sitting at the kitchen table like best buddies, looking through cookbooks.
"What are you two doing looking through cookbooks at this hour?" asks the woman.
The guy looks up at her and says, "Well, if I can teach this frog to cook, your ass is out of here!!!"
//D
