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this one time i thought it'd be good to try my gravity boots in... a different way. i had head that being upside down while jacking it gave you a head rush, and i was looking for new thrills after i had broken my vacuum cleaner. so, being the generally fit guy i am, i stripped down naked, flexed a bit in the mirror and took some new progress photos, and left my camera on the ground.
once upside down, i lubed up (i had left the astro-glide where i could reach it, planning is key) and started, i reached deep into my memory banks for some material to fuel my latest session. as it turns out being upside down has its downside, i couldnt think straight enough for any period of time to keep a good image in my head.
i felt like i could reach the remote without unclipping, so i tried reaching for it, and wouldn't you know it, just too far. ah well, nothing for it but to unclip and try again later (the change in orientation and then going back upside down is probalby something that would make me pass out, i'm had it happen before)
as i'm reaching up to unclip, my swaying member gave me an idea. i could swing and get the remote from the counter for some good (if not upside down) porn. so i begin to swing.
i'm just about there when the unthinkable happens. my left boot came unclipped as i was swinging through the door frame (my gravity boots are on a bar between my bedroom and closet). if any of you have had this happen you know its not good. i tucked as hard as i could and tried to keep swinging in a straight line until I could slow down. turns out minimizing your centre of gravity also increases the length of swing for a pendulum.
i slammed my face into the dresser where the remote was at roughly the force of a thrown brick. i started screaming in pain, untucking, slamming my head again into the door frame, causing me to spin and snap my ankle. that's all i remember.
mom said she opened the door to find me lubed up, upside down, with a broken ankle, bleeding onto the floor near my camera.
i moved out shortly after.
A+, would buy again, got me my own apartment.
En tjej (!) lade til nedanstående till Urban Dictionary:
"Australian Snow Storm"
An intricate masturbatory position requiring the masturbator to be in an inverse of the Z vector tangential to the earth's surface i.e. hanging from a pull-up bar via gravity boots. This form requires strength, finesse, deep concentration, preperation, and most importantly aim. When climax is reached, the ejaculate (if directed properly) will descend gracefully like snowflakes on a Winter's day.
Advanced techniques can be applied to create a reining flurry. As one approaches the apex, vigorous pendulum-like motions combined with slight torquing of the hips can cause the trajectory of the ejaculate to scatter forming a ferocious blizzard.
It is crucial for the masturbator to be properly prepared with all required materials within arms reach. Due to the excessive blood flow and disorientation, failure to prepare in this advanced position can cause irrational thinking, broken bones, and abashed relationships with kin.
Although Steve had been training for months, he went blind while attempting the Australian Snow Storm when the acidity of the poorly aimed semen landed in his eyes causing permanent erosion of his retinas.
this one time i thought it'd be good to try my gravity boots in... a different way. i had head that being upside down while jacking it gave you a head rush, and i was looking for new thrills after i had broken my vacuum cleaner. so, being the generally fit guy i am, i stripped down naked, flexed a bit in the mirror and took some new progress photos, and left my camera on the ground.
once upside down, i lubed up (i had left the astro-glide where i could reach it, planning is key) and started, i reached deep into my memory banks for some material to fuel my latest session. as it turns out being upside down has its downside, i couldnt think straight enough for any period of time to keep a good image in my head.
i felt like i could reach the remote without unclipping, so i tried reaching for it, and wouldn't you know it, just too far. ah well, nothing for it but to unclip and try again later (the change in orientation and then going back upside down is probalby something that would make me pass out, i'm had it happen before)
as i'm reaching up to unclip, my swaying member gave me an idea. i could swing and get the remote from the counter for some good (if not upside down) porn. so i begin to swing.
i'm just about there when the unthinkable happens. my left boot came unclipped as i was swinging through the door frame (my gravity boots are on a bar between my bedroom and closet). if any of you have had this happen you know its not good. i tucked as hard as i could and tried to keep swinging in a straight line until I could slow down. turns out minimizing your centre of gravity also increases the length of swing for a pendulum.
i slammed my face into the dresser where the remote was at roughly the force of a thrown brick. i started screaming in pain, untucking, slamming my head again into the door frame, causing me to spin and snap my ankle. that's all i remember.
mom said she opened the door to find me lubed up, upside down, with a broken ankle, bleeding onto the floor near my camera.
i moved out shortly after.
A+, would buy again, got me my own apartment.
En tjej (!) lade til nedanstående till Urban Dictionary:
"Australian Snow Storm"
An intricate masturbatory position requiring the masturbator to be in an inverse of the Z vector tangential to the earth's surface i.e. hanging from a pull-up bar via gravity boots. This form requires strength, finesse, deep concentration, preperation, and most importantly aim. When climax is reached, the ejaculate (if directed properly) will descend gracefully like snowflakes on a Winter's day.
Advanced techniques can be applied to create a reining flurry. As one approaches the apex, vigorous pendulum-like motions combined with slight torquing of the hips can cause the trajectory of the ejaculate to scatter forming a ferocious blizzard.
It is crucial for the masturbator to be properly prepared with all required materials within arms reach. Due to the excessive blood flow and disorientation, failure to prepare in this advanced position can cause irrational thinking, broken bones, and abashed relationships with kin.
Although Steve had been training for months, he went blind while attempting the Australian Snow Storm when the acidity of the poorly aimed semen landed in his eyes causing permanent erosion of his retinas.
