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What's the best thing about Pagan friends? They worship the ground you walk on...
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa!
"He is YOUR god. They are YOUR rules. YOU burn in Hell!"
"Jesus died for your sins. Don't let hom have died in vain. Sin a LOT!"
What do ya' call 13 Witches in a hot tub? - Self Cleaning Coven
Get a taste for religion. Lick a witch!
What's the difference between New Age and Pagan? About $500 a weekend.
The definition of "SAINT": "A dead liberal who is worshipped by living conservatives."
Please don't squeeze the shaman!
When God created men She must have been drunk and horny!
Sign in a Wiccan Bookstore: "No Shopliftning! Offenders will be possessed! Second -time offenders will be re-possessed!"
Why did the Goddess create Whisky? To keep the Gaels from ruling the world!
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
If ignorance is a bliss, why aren't more people happy?
There werewolf meets the fundamentalist on a dark road: "Born again, huh?" (Flexing his claws.) "Wanna try if it works a third time?"
"Jesus is coming. Look busy!"
God is coming, and She's PISSED!
Ankh if you love Isis!
Hail to the Sun god! He's a real fun god! Ra, Ra, Ra!
Did you hear? Easter is cancelled this year.....yeah, they found the body.
Why did the Zen Buddhist get reincarnated as a Pizza Supreme? He wanted to be one with everything.
The Mighty God Thor was riding across the skies on the fiery steed Sleipnir. He raised his hammer and bellowed. "I'M THOR! I'M THOR!"" Sleipnir looked up at him and muttered, "You thoulda wore your thaddle, thilly."
What's the best thing about Pagan friends? They worship the ground you walk on...
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa!
"He is YOUR god. They are YOUR rules. YOU burn in Hell!"
"Jesus died for your sins. Don't let hom have died in vain. Sin a LOT!"
What do ya' call 13 Witches in a hot tub? - Self Cleaning Coven
Get a taste for religion. Lick a witch!
What's the difference between New Age and Pagan? About $500 a weekend.
The definition of "SAINT": "A dead liberal who is worshipped by living conservatives."
Please don't squeeze the shaman!
When God created men She must have been drunk and horny!
Sign in a Wiccan Bookstore: "No Shopliftning! Offenders will be possessed! Second -time offenders will be re-possessed!"
Why did the Goddess create Whisky? To keep the Gaels from ruling the world!
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
If ignorance is a bliss, why aren't more people happy?
There werewolf meets the fundamentalist on a dark road: "Born again, huh?" (Flexing his claws.) "Wanna try if it works a third time?"
"Jesus is coming. Look busy!"
God is coming, and She's PISSED!
Ankh if you love Isis!
Hail to the Sun god! He's a real fun god! Ra, Ra, Ra!
Did you hear? Easter is cancelled this year.....yeah, they found the body.
Why did the Zen Buddhist get reincarnated as a Pizza Supreme? He wanted to be one with everything.
The Mighty God Thor was riding across the skies on the fiery steed Sleipnir. He raised his hammer and bellowed. "I'M THOR! I'M THOR!"" Sleipnir looked up at him and muttered, "You thoulda wore your thaddle, thilly."
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