Pojken som skulle rimma i skolan:
fröken kan inte sitta för hon har ont i sin stjärt.
det rimmar la inte, sa fröken.
Nej, men det var jävligt nära!
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Vad är det för skillnad på en neger?
Den är svartare på ryggen än på sommarn.
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Vad är det bästa på kvinnan?
Den där lilla skinnbiten emellan, annars hade det varit en stor röv alltihop!
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A spic walks into a bar and says, "Hey, nigger, give me a drink." The nigger bartender says, "I'll give you a drink, but I would appreciate it if you wouldn't refer to me as a "nigger."
"Oh man!, I am sure sorry about that bro'. Won't happen again." A few minutes later the spic says, "Hey moon crickett, another round."
The nigger says,"Hey, look, I really don't want you calling me "moon crickett" either." The spic says,"Sorry bootlips, I didn't mean anything by it." The bartender says, "OK that's it! How would you like it if you were the bartender and I came in here calling you names?" "I don't know, let's find out."
So the spic puts on an apron and goes behind the bar and the nigger walks outside and comes back in and shouts, "Hey wetback! I want a fucking drink!" The "bartender" stops washing glasses and says, "Oh, I'm sorry, we don't serve niggers in here."
